At The Hollywood Gossip, we absolutely love Celebrity Look-Alikes. Possibly even more than reporting on the absurd stories of the day, such as Britney Spears dating Jonathan Rotem. There's just nothing like finding a good pair of famous folks that resemble one another and getting a good laugh at the end of the day.

Especially when said look-alikes involve both a fictional character and some Paris Hilton pussy. Yes, this one sure does. Check out the scary, undeniable likeness of Hollywood's most hated hotel heiress and a creppy, pussy-loving dude who is pretty universally despised in his own right: Dr. Evil of Austin Powers fame...

 

These two have more in common than just their looks. The evil galactic ruler has to endure nemesis Austin exclaiming "Yeah, Baby!" every time they're together, and Paris Hilton has to listen the same when guys are tapping that fine ass. And it happens a great deal. Trust us.

Someone's gotta get these two together. Let's just hope Mini-Me doesn't try to cut the line at Hyde. No way Paris (or Dina Lohan) would stand for that $h!t.