Brandon Davis: More Crotch, Fewer Pants, Please

We love Brandon Davis here at T.H. Gossip.

Anyone who equates Lindsay Lohan and the term firecrotch is all good in our books. And what's not to love about a guy with the nickname "Greasy Bear" who spends his life partying and mooching off his oil tycoon family?

Plenty, probably. But for our purposes, Brandon's okay. Especially because he's one of the few pals of Paris Hilton who can keep his pants on. Still, he prefers when his rich pals parade around sans undies - and is not afraid to let Paris know it at the New York club Marquee.

Seriously. Between Paris' girl on girl action with sister Nicky, and the slew of nude Britney Spears pictures we've been inundated with, it's no wonder the Greasy Bear has become accustomed to seeing his friends in the buff. At this point it's the norm - he almost feels lost without it. Like K-Fed without a job. Oh, wait...

So come on, now. Show him just a little Paris Hilton pussy, will you? The poor kid's got nothing else going for him in this world. Also, see if you can get him a towel, will you, Paris? The guy is sweating like Nicole Richie during a breathalyzer.