Ashlee Simpson: Plastic Surgery Victim of the Year

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In a desperate effort to remain relevant despite no discernible talent and no reason for living, Ashlee Simpson has systematically transformed her worthless self into a skanked-out, plastic version of Ashlee Simpson. Man, she could definitely be the cover girl for January's Crack Whore Monthly. What a cheap hack. See below.

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Ashlee's tagline for 2006: New chin. New nose. New boobs. No skills.


What an ugly imitation of Jessica Simpson, agreed?


ashlee is stil ashlee.there's nothing wrong with the surgery.If it will make you look and feel better,why not?!? ashlee got the just so happened that there's a lot of people who doesn't like her.but for me,she has the right to stand up and show what she got.pls stop criticizing her,karma follows remember...


I thought Ashlee looked distinctive and could be so gorgeous prior to her nose job (which really changed her appearance). When I saw her on magazine covers with her original nose, I truly thought she was way more beautiful than most professional models! It's a shame that she felt inadequate...Plastic surgery does seem like self-mutilation... It's like denying her true self! Will the real Ashlee please stand up?


Plastic Surgery is for inner as well as outer beauty


I agree, it is HER body and Her life, but God made her the way she is..Ashlee should be proud of the body she had before. She was beautiful! She still is,but her chin looked better then.


Ashlee looked great before and looks great now. it's HER body, HER life and HER money she's changing so it's for HER only to criticise, not anyone elses.


Ashlee Simpson Biography

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz
Oh, Ashlee Simpson, ye of little worth. She is Jessica's annoying, less hot, talentless, plastic surgery-loving little sister. Woo! Yup,... More »
Dallas, Texas
Full Name
Ashlee Nicole Simpson-Wentz

Ashlee Simpson Quotes

I didn't know I'd be getting married right now, but I'm so happy to be! I'm a lucky girl.

Ashlee Simpson

Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something?

Ashlee Simpson [avoiding pregnancy questions]