Ashlee Simpson: Plastic Surgery Victim of the Year

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In a desperate effort to remain relevant despite no discernible talent and no reason for living, Ashlee Simpson has systematically transformed her worthless self into a skanked-out, plastic version of Ashlee Simpson. Man, she could definitely be the cover girl for January's Crack Whore Monthly. What a cheap hack. See below.

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Ashlee's tagline for 2006: New chin. New nose. New boobs. No skills.

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Come on this no talent woman should go back to her trailer and stay there. Pete Wentz has talent and why he ever married this thing leaves many of us at a loss for words.

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WHO THE HELL IS ASHEE SIMPSON? ANOTHER HOLLYWOOD NO TALENT TRAMP? WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS ABOUT? YOU PEOPLE THAT WATCH AND LISTEN TO THE HOLLYWOOD CELEB CRAP ARE SO STUPID. HAVE IDIOTS EVER HEARD OF TALENT? PROBABLY NOT, BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE ANY ANYMORE,

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seriously, who cares what you think about her. the point is she's making money with or without your support. it's her body and she does what she wants with it. i think she looks beautiful before and after. it's whatever makes her happy not what makes you happy. get a life and leave her life alone.

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She used to be cute. Now she looks like Mary Kate Olsen with a boob job. And that's NOT a compliment. That chin is just freakish.

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she doesnt look thatmuch better now. she looks better from the side but thats really all she wanted done.. to fix her bridge. and if it bothered her then thats ok. she could have broken her nose for all we know, it doesnt matter. what bothers me is she also did other crap to herself. the only thing that really need 'fixing' was her supposedly bad nose. and she isnt very talented.the simpson clan.. bad genes i tell you. if ashlee was very self-conscious of herself and this caused a lot of pain then i say it was ok but something tells me she coulda done this before!

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ashlee was unattractive before and even more so now. She is frightening looking. Poor little girl. Adding to insult to injury she has no lyrical or musical talent. Hope the young dear can find peace in another career. I'll pray for her.

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nah, she hasnt gotten a chin or boob job, just th enose!

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Michael Jackson had plastic surgery and he looked really screwed up afterwards so she is lucky that she did not have a bad experience but too bad she still has no talent and it is preferred that she doesn't come out with anymore albums. But i still think she looks screwed up. A nyone who dates her will probably be scared that if they kiss her they will suck off her sewed on face.

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Ashlee simpson cannot sing, so that leaves her with no talent and a screwed up face. And plastic surgery does not last forever so once she get's older she will look like her face is falling off and her boobs will be deformed. She should have spent her money on singing lessons though even lessons probably wouldn't help.

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Lol why are people actually defending her? She's a straight up manufactured artist with no talent. What's even more sad are the stupid teens out there buying up her junk. Listen to her talk for five minutes and you can figure out she's a stupid spoiled brat. Why is this girl a role model for teens?

Ashlee Simpson Biography

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz Oh, Ashlee Simpson, ye of little worth. She is Jessica's annoying, less hot, talentless, plastic surgery-loving little sister. Woo! Yup,... More »
Born
Birthplace
Dallas, Texas
Full Name
Ashlee Nicole Simpson-Wentz

Ashlee Simpson Quotes

I didn't know I'd be getting married right now, but I'm so happy to be! I'm a lucky girl.

Ashlee Simpson

Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something?

Ashlee Simpson [avoiding pregnancy questions]
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