Ashlee Simpson: Plastic Surgery Victim of the Year

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In a desperate effort to remain relevant despite no discernible talent and no reason for living, Ashlee Simpson has systematically transformed her worthless self into a skanked-out, plastic version of Ashlee Simpson. Man, she could definitely be the cover girl for January's Crack Whore Monthly. What a cheap hack. See below.

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Ashlee's tagline for 2006: New chin. New nose. New boobs. No skills.

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    Boston guy

    Come on this no talent woman should go back to her trailer and stay there. Pete Wentz has talent and why he ever married this thing leaves many of us at a loss for words.

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    dawn

    WHO THE HELL IS ASHEE SIMPSON? ANOTHER HOLLYWOOD NO TALENT TRAMP? WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS ABOUT? YOU PEOPLE THAT WATCH AND LISTEN TO THE HOLLYWOOD CELEB CRAP ARE SO STUPID. HAVE IDIOTS EVER HEARD OF TALENT? PROBABLY NOT, BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE ANY ANYMORE,

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    michelle

    seriously, who cares what you think about her. the point is she's making money with or without your support. it's her body and she does what she wants with it. i think she looks beautiful before and after. it's whatever makes her happy not what makes you happy. get a life and leave her life alone.

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    Anon

    She used to be cute. Now she looks like Mary Kate Olsen with a boob job. And that's NOT a compliment. That chin is just freakish.

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    Liz

    she doesnt look thatmuch better now. she looks better from the side but thats really all she wanted done.. to fix her bridge. and if it bothered her then thats ok. she could have broken her nose for all we know, it doesnt matter. what bothers me is she also did other crap to herself. the only thing that really need 'fixing' was her supposedly bad nose. and she isnt very talented.the simpson clan.. bad genes i tell you. if ashlee was very self-conscious of herself and this caused a lot of pain then i say it was ok but something tells me she coulda done this before!