In a desperate effort to remain relevant despite no discernible talent and no reason for living, Ashlee Simpson has systematically transformed her worthless self into a skanked-out, plastic version of Ashlee Simpson. Man, she could definitely be the cover girl for January's Crack Whore Monthly. What a cheap hack. See below.
I didn't know I'd be getting married right now, but I'm so happy to be! I'm a lucky girl.Ashlee Simpson
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Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something?Ashlee Simpson [avoiding pregnancy questions]
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