Ashlee Simpson: Plastic Surgery Victim of the Year

In a desperate effort to remain relevant despite no discernible talent and no reason for living, Ashlee Simpson has systematically transformed her worthless self into a skanked-out, plastic version of Ashlee Simpson. Man, she could definitely be the cover girl for January's Crack Whore Monthly. What a cheap hack. See below.

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Ashlee's tagline for 2006: New chin. New nose. New boobs. No skills.


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19 Comments

  1. JAmes Says:

    Dude get off your fucking high horse about ashlee simpson. its just pure jealousy, she is a young beautiful woman and you taking the piss out of her is just low so go and fuck off and take the piss out of yourself.

  2. Julia Says:

    Ashlee looked great before and looks great now. it's HER body, HER life and HER money she's changing so it's for HER only to criticise, not anyone elses.

  3. Brianne Says:

    I agree, it is HER body and Her life, but God made her the way she is..Ashlee should be proud of the body she had before. She was beautiful! She still is,but her chin looked better then.

  4. Breast Augmentation MD Says:

    Plastic Surgery is for inner as well as outer beauty

  5. Kirsten Says:

    you are a heartless piece of shit, get a real job. What kind of person would put that on the internet for the world to see. Maybe i should write something like that about you ass hat.

  6. viewer Says:

    I thought Ashlee looked distinctive and could be so gorgeous prior to her nose job (which really changed her appearance). When I saw her on magazine covers with her original nose, I truly thought she was way more beautiful than most professional models! It's a shame that she felt inadequate...Plastic surgery does seem like self-mutilation... It's like denying her true self! Will the real Ashlee please stand up?

  7. raymond Says:

    ashlee is stil ashlee.there's nothing wrong with the surgery.If it will make you look and feel better,why not?!? ashlee got the talent.it just so happened that there's a lot of people who doesn't like her.but for me,she has the right to stand up and show what she got.pls stop criticizing her,karma follows remember...

  8. SLUT Says:

    What an ugly SLUT...cheap imitation of Jessica Simpson, agreed?

  9. Name (required) Says:

    I think it's all about confidence--and when you have confidence from within you then become beautiful to everyone on the outside--and you feel beautiful on the outside--I think the surgery is a perfect example of what our society focuses on--I think it's sad that we as women feel we need to do all of these things--even go as far as surgery to feel better about ourselves--and the truth is we won't feel better--were still going to be the same person on the inside as were before because nothing on the outside will ever change that--women need examples of real beauty--and our society has lost the meaning of true beauty--where are the people in our lives telling us that were unique and perfect the way we are--why are we constantly trying to be someone else--say what you want but we all know that this kind of a drastic change is due to insecurity--and we all have insecurities--we all want what someone else has--but then if we were all alike--what would be beautiful about that--our differences is what make us beautiful

  10. Blah Says:

    Lol why are people actually defending her? She's a straight up manufactured artist with no talent. What's even more sad are the stupid teens out there buying up her junk. Listen to her talk for five minutes and you can figure out she's a stupid spoiled brat. Why is this girl a role model for teens?

  11. Anonymous One Says:

    Ashlee simpson cannot sing, so that leaves her with no talent and a screwed up face. And plastic surgery does not last forever so once she get's older she will look like her face is falling off and her boobs will be deformed. She should have spent her money on singing lessons though even lessons probably wouldn't help.

  12. Sarah Lee Says:

    Michael Jackson had plastic surgery and he looked really screwed up afterwards so she is lucky that she did not have a bad experience but too bad she still has no talent and it is preferred that she doesn't come out with anymore albums. But i still think she looks screwed up. A nyone who dates her will probably be scared that if they kiss her they will suck off her sewed on face.

  13. betty crocker Says:

    ha ha! i'm baffled too as to why anyone thinks she has talent..have we all forgotten about the SNL incident already?Honestly,whatever, i could give a flying shit what she does to her face!What really pisses me off is that americans buy into her supposedly "real artist" image, wasn't she pop first?or wait..was it punk, cuz from what i hear she's going indie now lolz.God bless America for giving us shit like asslee simpson

  14. marilyn Says:

    nah, she hasnt gotten a chin or boob job, just th enose!

  15. Beverly Says:

    ashlee was unattractive before and even more so now. She is frightening looking. Poor little girl. Adding to insult to injury she has no lyrical or musical talent. Hope the young dear can find peace in another career. I'll pray for her.

  16. Liz Says:

    she doesnt look thatmuch better now. she looks better from the side but thats really all she wanted done.. to fix her bridge. and if it bothered her then thats ok. she could have broken her nose for all we know, it doesnt matter.

    what bothers me is she also did other crap to herself. the only thing that really need 'fixing' was her supposedly bad nose.

    and she isnt very talented.the simpson clan.. bad genes i tell you. if ashlee was very self-conscious of herself and this caused a lot of pain then i say it was ok but something tells me she coulda done this before!

  17. Anon Says:

    She used to be cute. Now she looks like Mary Kate Olsen with a boob job. And that's NOT a compliment. That chin is just freakish.

  18. michelle Says:

    seriously, who cares what you think about her. the point is she's making money with or without your support. it's her body and she does what she wants with it. i think she looks beautiful before and after. it's whatever makes her happy not what makes you happy. get a life and leave her life alone.

  19. dawn Says:

    WHO THE HELL IS ASHEE SIMPSON? ANOTHER HOLLYWOOD NO TALENT TRAMP? WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS ABOUT? YOU PEOPLE THAT WATCH AND LISTEN TO THE HOLLYWOOD CELEB CRAP ARE SO STUPID. HAVE IDIOTS EVER HEARD OF TALENT? PROBABLY NOT, BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE ANY ANYMORE,


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