As far as boob jobs go, Tara Reid isn't too excited about hers.

Scarlett Johansson won't be getting one any time soon.

And Adrianne Curry is happy to discuss her procedure.

The former America's Top Model champ, now married to Brady Bunch actor, Christopher Knight, had surgery to fix breasts that were different sizes - and writes about the event in detail for the upcoming issue of Us Weekly.

"When I woke up, I was screaming in pain and they shot me up with morphine," she writes. "Later I was prescribed Percocet and Valium, but I think because I was addicted to cocaine and heroin as a teenager, they didn't really affect me."

Pete Doherty can relate to that part of the experience.

Despite the pain, Curry says she was happy with the plastic surgey because "it's amazing to look down and think, ‘Oh God. I don't have deformed boobs anymore!'"

That must be a relief. Too bad for Lindsay Lohan there isn't a procedure to do away with a deformed personality.