50 Cent, Samuel L. Jackson, Jessica Biel Panned for Home of the Brave

What's a Hollywood gossip site to do on a slow news day?

Shots of hard liquor. And movie reviews, of course.

So was the thinking over at TMZ, where the staff laid into 50 Cent/Curtis Jackson, along with the rest of the cast of Home of the Brave.

It sounds as though Fiddy may have more to worry about than Oprah Winfrey, after he was skewered for starring in an "abominably acted and amateurishly written Iraqi war drama ... The rapper's portrayal of a disturbed vet is quite possibly the only thing more painful than being shot nine times.

Meanwhile, it's suggested that co-stars Samuel L. Jackson and Jessica Biel should be shopping for new agents.

Left out of any critiques, however, was another actor in the film: Chad Michael Murray. Perhaps reviewers were too focused on how young his fiancee, Kenzie Dalto, is (18!) to take note of his performance.