Sometimes, Val Kilmer looks like a walrus.

Other times, he looks like a desperate actor that wants to go to bed with every co-star. None more than the beauty is starred alongside in The Missing, Cate Blanchett

Kilmer was asked by Elle magazine what woman he most wanted on his speed dial and he didn't hesitate to name Blanchett. In fact, he confessed he was so smitten with the Aussie star that when they worked together that he often was left speechless.

"I not only forgot my dialogue in the scene, I forgot that I was acting, I forgot I was on a movie set, and I just stood there staring at her," Val said.

We assume this also means Kilmer has a crush on Heather Mills, due to her obvious similarities to Cate.

For some reason, the actor was also asked whether he would prefer to sleep with Oprah Winfrey or Nicole Richie. Kilmer replied:

"Oprah, any day of the week. Sorry, Nicole."

Finally, when Elle asked Kilmer which of his ex-girlfriends he would most fear being a witness against him, Kilmer named Ellen Barkin. Why the Ocean's 13 co-star?

"Hell hath no fury …" the walrus-lookalike said.