As reported earlier today, Sienna Miller is officially done with Jude Law. And that means only one thing: slutting it up real bad! As a result, the actress picked out the same dress as a couple of famous harlots, Lindsay Lohan and Nicky Hilton.
Just kidding. Nicky Hilton isn't a harlot. Also, that's not why Miller picked out the dress. These pictures were taken over the past few months. But they happen to be wearing the same dress! That's funny on its own, right? No? Sorry. Can't say we're big fans of that dress -- though we're sure it compliments Lindsay's floor nicely.
In any case, it's been a rough couple of months for Ms. Miller. First, she was gawked hard by a passer-by in London. Then, she was chastised by her home city of Pittsburgh for calling it $hittsburg. Finally, she claimed that human beings are really just a bunch of f*&%king animals that like to get freaky and aren't meant to be in monogamous relationships.