Now THESE are signs of a mature break-up:
First, Shanna Moakler is throwing a "divorce party" at the Bellagio in Las Vegas on Friday. And that's okay - for some, a crazy night in Sin City with hundreds of their closest friends is the way to get over a difficult time in life.
Moakler's ex, Travis Barker, wasn't as sympathetic, however. He happened upon the flyer (pictured) and posted the following gentle soliloquy on his MySpace page:
THIS IS THE SAME WIFE THAT EMAILED ME TO TELL ME SHE WOULD BE SLEEPING WITH HER NEW BOYFRIEND IN MY BED THE DAY OF OUR ANNIVERSARY 2 DAYS AGO SO THIS DOESN'T COME AS A SHOCK. AND THE SAME PERSON WHO IS MAKING "I LOVE SHANNA" SHIRTS FOR PEOPLE TO BUY, IN SUPPORT OF ALL THIS AND PLAYING THE VICTIM, IT SADDENS ME PEOPLE AND EVEN BRINGS ON THE URGE TO PUKE, HOPE IT DOES YOU AS WELL.
IM GONNA SAY A LONG PRAYER FOR HER, SHE NEEDS IT. THERE ISN'T A PART OF SHANNA AND I AND THE FACT OUR MARRIAGE FAILED THAT I COULD BE CELEBRATING OR HAPPY ABOUT EVEN AFTER ALL OF THIS TIME IT WAS OUR FAMILYâ€¦IT WAS ALL WE HADâ€¦â€¦I MEAN A PARTY??? WHAT DOESN'T KILL ME MAKES ME STRONGER:)
HOPE SHANNA'S PARTY IS EVERYTHING SHE COULD HOPE 4.
We wonder which is worse: the fact that Barker has often thrusted his tongue down the throat of Paris Hilton (also pictured)? Or the fact that he replaced the word "for" with the number "4" in this post?
Either way, we hope these kids find peace and happiness. And it could be worse - Barker could have possibly gotten Karrine Steffans pregnant immediately following the divorce.