As is the case with most weddings, TomKat sealed its nuptials with a kiss.
Three long, awkward minutes later, Tom Cruise finally released his bride from his locked lips. Katie Holmes hasn't been heard from since.
Ok, that's not true. But the ever-lasting make out session did inspire Good Morning America to think back to other well-known neckings. Here are a few:
MOST INFAMOUS KISS: Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley proved their love at the 1994 MTV Video Music Awards. Tongues were shown, bodies were groped, viewers lost their appetities for days. And the couple divorced two years later.
BIGGEST SURPRISE KISS: Adrian Brody tried to channel his inner sexual chocolate with Halle Berry at the 2003 Oscars. It was awkward.
The only thing K-Fed should be be puckering up for these days is some alone time with memories of a time where people at least knew him as the husband of someone famous.