Poster-Size Jack Black Beckons Kristin Cavallari

When Kristin Cavallari attended the premiere of Tenacious D, she probably expected catcalls and lame pickup lines from passersby. After all, the former Laguna Beach star is a hot commodity these days (we despise Jason Wahler).

Kristin was probably caught off guard, however, when she was hit on by the star of Tenacious D himself, Jack Black, who beckoned her from inside the official movie poster. While his pickup line of choice was certainly blunt, we do admire the use of lyrics from "F*%k Her Gently," a song by Tenacious D (the band). That Jack Black sure is a character. A discreet character.