When Kristin Cavallari attended the premiere of Tenacious D, she probably expected catcalls and lame pickup lines from passersby. After all, the former Laguna Beach star is a hot commodity these days (we despise Jason Wahler).

Kristin was probably caught off guard, however, when she was hit on by the star of Tenacious D himself, Jack Black, who beckoned her from inside the official movie poster. While his pickup line of choice was certainly blunt, we do admire the use of lyrics from "F*%k Her Gently," a song by Tenacious D (the band). That Jack Black sure is a character. A discreet character.