Photo Finish: Anna Nicole Smith vs. Nicole Richie

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T.H. Gossip knows a thing about fantasies. We wish we had the riches, fame, good looks and character of Mr. Brad Pitt, who not only wows us on the big screen, but pushes for social change in real life. He's inspiring. And on a simpler level, we wish we could see more Kristin Cavallari pictures. She's pretty.

Never have our fantasies involved either of the ladies below, however, with the exception of wishing they might disappear. To the Bahamas. Or another planet. Forever. In any case, T.H. Gossip asks you, fans, who would you rather wake up next to in bed tomorrow morning?

Everybody Together: Awww!

Hmm. It's a really tough call. Would it be an anemic Nicole Richie, withering away to nothing before your eyes, and unable to utter the simple words "feed me" for lack of energy? Or would you choose the gold-digging waste that is Anna Nicole Smith, and her HUGE BREASTS that may soon be give their own ZIP codes?

Tough. Very tough. We know. Feel free to take a cue from Richie -- or this Lindsay Lohan jack-o-lantern -- and vomit. Hard!

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