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Kevin Federline is denying reports that he is trying to extort money from estranged wife Britney Spears by releasing a video of him making filthy, endless, white-trash love to her.

"There is not a sex video of Kevin and Britney in existence," Federline's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, says in a statement issued Tuesday.

Straddle

"It goes without saying that stories of Kevin trying to sell a sex video are patently false and anyone who reports they have information of such attempts is either lying or reporting the lie of someone else."

On November 12, the News of the World reported that Federline, who is seeking spousal support and custody of his two sons with Britney, Sean Preston and Jayden James, was trying to sell the alleged tape and had already been offered nearly $50 million.

Numerous sources also reported that David Hans Schmidt, the legendary celebrity sex tape distributor, was in contact with the alleged seller. It sure has been a crazy two weeks since Britney Spears filed for divorce from K-Fed back on November 7, officially pulling the plug after two years of crappy marriage.

The statement from Federline's attorney continues:

"It would be impossible to comment upon and correct all of the other misinformation about Kevin that appears on a daily basis and consequently no attempt has been made, or will be made, to do so. I hope that the public and media will keep this in mind before assuming accuracy of facts from Kevin's silence."

You got it, Mark Vincent Kaplan. We will stick to the facts from now on, at your request. Here are a couple of things we know for sure:

  1. There is no Britney Spears sex tape.
  2. Kevin Federline is the biggest loser alive.
  3. But less offensive than Michael Richards.

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You loved the use of their current and former talk shows in that headline. Admit it. Here at THG, we do more than report on Lindsay Lohan car crashes. We like to keep it interesting and diverse, which leads us to the (hot) image below:

Kate Upton on Ellen

In an unexpected showdown of sexy talk-show gods (and goddesses), Matt Lauer and Meredith Vieira go head-to-head, holding huge portraits of themselves in suggestive beach poses. Ellen DeGeneres is also in this picture, but not holding a similar shot of herself. Which is okay. She looks a little too much like Owen Wilson for our taste.

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Gulp.

What were you thinking, Matthew McConaughey?

Penelope Cruz Picture

You may have turned down an immoral threesome recently - but you also turned down Penelope Cruz a little while ago.

And have you seen the actress recently?!?

T.H. Gossip has. Not in person, sadly. But at least we've seen Cruz as the model for the 2007 Pirelli calendar.

She joins the ranks of Heidi Klum, Amy Smart and Kate Moss as those that have posed in the pages of this well-known beauty calendar. And, dare we say, Cruz more than holds her own.

She holds the attention of any warm-blooded male. Enjoy.

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At this rate, Lindsay Lohan may be responsible for more cars being serviced than men being serviced.

Okay, that's downright impossible.

Lohan Flees

But the captain of Team Firecrotch was involved in yet ANOTHER car accident this week. Those keeping track haven't forgotten the fender bender from two weeks ago. And now they have another one to account for.

Reportedly, Lohan disrupted the streets of London last night, as she hit the town with unknown British celeb, Calum Best. (Fortunately, little sister Ali Lohan was not in danger.)

The actress' evening was filled with more drama than she had bargained for when her car collided with a police van. Yes, a police van.

But just like Pete Doherty doesn't let countless drug possession arrests ruin his day, Lindsay wasn't gonna let a tiny little crash ruin her evening. She changed vehicles, picked up Best and sped over Zigfrid bar in Shoreditch.

Evening saved. Thank goodness. After all, Lohan has important business hours to maintain.

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What, did you think Diddy would host some run of the mill baby shower?

It may have taken awhile for the hip hop icon to stop having tantric sex ... but once he rolled off of Kim Porter, the party was on!

A Diddy Pic

The pair celebrated the impending arrival of twin girls with a lavish "Little Miss Diddys' Pretty in Pink" gathering in New York City on Sunday.

"This is the greatest party I've ever had," Diddy, wearing a cotton-candy-pink button-down shirt, told the crowd. "I'm so excited to have girls, but I know I'm in trouble now!"

Guests including rapper LL Cool J and socialite Denise Rich feasted on shrimp, pink cocktails, specially made pink M&Ms and Perrier Jouet champagne in pink floral bottles.

There were also gifts galore â€" a pink and white Ga Ga Designs chandelier from Denzel Washington, a custom-made changing table from Jay-Z and two cream-colored cribs from the man named James who all the ladies love.

Diddy told the crowd how he found out Porter, with whom he has a son, Christian, 8, was expecting. "

It wasn't something that was planned," he said. "Kim and I were sitting down at Nobu and she had told me she was pregnant and I was happy. And she was like, 'That's not it.'

Porter went on to say the babies would be twin girls - and Diddy considered himself more blessed than Michael Richards at a white supremacy rally.

Porter, who is due in the middle of December, teared up when Diddy professed his love for her in front of their friends and family.

"I just thank God that I have a woman and a friend who has been down with me with my faults and my flaws and my B.S. and all that stuff," he said. "She's my best friend. I love her with all my heart."

Having girls is going to bring out the rapper's softer side, said Porter, who last week wrapped a new TV show, Wicked, Wicked Gangs, with Tatum O'Neal.

"I see the way he's been acting," she told People magazine. "He said, 'I can't wait for them to fall asleep on my chest.' He's going to be very hands on. I don't think he's going to be able to say no to them."

So he'll be just like Lindsay Lohan and any guy she meets.

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A couple months ago, John Mayer gave an interview in which he denounced rumors of dating a certain less than genius-like blonde singer.

Then, however, rumors of a secret rendezvous with Jessica Simpson and her gigantic breasts began to make the rounds. Now?

GIVE ME FOOD!

The secret may be out.

The couple met up for an hour-long lunch at Paradise Cove Beach Café in Malibu, California, on November 12. Actual people saw them there and reported the details.

"She didn't eat much," a witness saidys. "She drank double vodka cranberries. When they got up, Jessica was rubbing his back. You could definitely tell they were on a date."

Mayer apparently left a $40 tip on the $100 bill. Hearing this news in New York, Nick Lachey went ahead and left a $60 tip on a $12 bill.

Friends of both celebs are finally talking openly about the relationship. They're just not giving their names.

"She's taking her time with it," a Simpson pal said.

"It's a flirtation," a Mayer buddy added. "I wouldn't call it full-on dating, but there is a fondness. He doesn't like the attention, but he likes her. He wants to avoid the public scrutiny of last time."

He probably doesn't want to avoid those mammoth Jessica Simpson boobs, however. We hear Mayer has a fondness for them.

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Despite an apology on The Late Show with David Letterman, Michael Richards should probably expect the backlash to continue for awhile.

Letterman's rival, Jay Leno, held nothing back in his monologues this week. A sampling of Leno's barbs:

Obama and Leno

I had a horrible gig last night: I had to follow Michael Richards at The Laugh Factory.

As you know, Michael Richards said some very offensive things at a comedy club the other night in Hollywood. People were booing, yelling, some got up and walked out. Of course, people waiting outside for the second show had no idea what was going on. They just assumed Carrot Top was on stage.

Until something such as a Britney Spears sex tape takes over the news, the man known as Kramer can probably expect to dominate headlines for awhile.

His racial slurs have even overshadowed the fact that Santa Claus is having an affair with both Katharine McPhee AND Sienna Miller. That's quite the feat.

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We didn't like Tori Spelling before. She's a bad actress, a greedy daugther and a reality TV whore.

Now, however, we've really had it with the fake blonde.

Tori and Dean

On the American Music Awards last night, Spelling dared to mock Kelly Ripa.

Sort of.

Making fun of the controversy from a recent Clay Aiken appearance on Live with Regis and Kelly, Tori placed her hand over the American Idol crooner's mouth.

We at The Hollywood Gossip are not afraid to expres our support/unabashed, unrelenting love for Ripa - and it was irritating enough when Rosie O'Donnell somehow made this a gay issue. But at least she isn't as useless as Tori Spelling!

Lint in our pockets isn't as useless as Tori Spelling.

Seriously, we thought she was dead weight back in her 90210 days, and she's only regressed since.

In less angersome, music awards news:

  • Britney Spears made a surprise appearance in a breast-acular strapless dress to present.
  • Nicole Richie introduced her dad Lionel singing "All Night Long."
  • Jamie Foxx introduced the world to his biological mother in the audience, whom he hadn't seen in many years.

And Tori Spelling continued to suck.

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If the recent Michael Richards saga has taught us anything... it's that Mel Gibson is probably the happiest person on earth right now.

Well, that's not true. Even Mel would probably be appalled at Richards' racist tirade from the other night at the Laugh Factory comedy club. But perhaps a small part of Gibson was pulling for something like this... just so he could shed the label of Biggest Bigot in Hollywood.

Poor Insane Mel

And perhaps a small part of the former Seinfeld star, who showed off a disturbing inner hatred, was inspired by Mel's antics earlier this summer, when the Passion of the Christ director was pulled over for speeding and launched into a shockingly memorable drunken, anti-Semetic rant at the Malibu police station.

Now maybe Kramer will send flowers to "Sugar Tits," the female cop that Gibson accosted on that fateful night, as well, Of course, she was not the only person who needed an apology after Gibson's behavior. And Richards owes the tens of millions of African-Americans in the U.S. a lot more than a bouquet and some random remarks to David Letterman.

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The Britney Spears sex tape, or alleged Britney Spears sex tape, as we keep calling it, for lack of proof that it even exists, continues to fuel intense, filthy, lewd speculation.

The UK tabloid News of the World reported that Kevin Federline is shopping a four-hour sex tape featuring himself naked and "enjoying an uninhibited range of lovemaking" to his now-estranged wife, Britney Spears.

Still Shackled

The paper cites a source close to Federline saying, "They did nothing all day but have sex - and play the odd game of chess."

Huh? K-Fed plays chess? We figured him for the checkers type, if you know what we're saying. We're saying he's a stupid f*%k and not smart enough to play chess.

Neither Britney or Kevin has confirmed the tape exists, but notorious porn broker David Hans Schmidt, who has said he is willing to pay up to $100 million for the tape if it is authentic, tells Us Weekly that he has been in contact with the alleged video's seller and plans to meet him in person today.

Although the seller spoke to Schmidt from a phone with a scrambled number, the man known heretofore as the Celebrity Sex Tape God says that the seller "dropped all the right names that made me believe he had the tape."

At the same time, TMZ reports that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will get back together - just one more time, to assure the public they never made any sex tapes. Unlike Dustin Diamond. He made one. In which he gave some chick the Dirty Sanchez. Yuck. Please keep that Screech sex tape away from us, David Hans Schmidt.

A statement will be issued by Britney and K-Fed soon, the celebrity sleuths report.

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