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Jessica Biel has a history of walking canines.

When it comes to dating, however, the sultry star hangs around with anything but dogs. The latest case in point? Yankees shortstop, Derek Jeter.

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Initially spotted getting cozy with one another at Hollywood hot spot, Hyde, Biel and Jeter took their romance to Sin City over the weekend. Indeed, Mario Lopez and Britney Spears were not the only ones possibly getting jiggy with each other in Vegas.

At Wynn Las Vegas's Tryst nightclub Saturday night, Jessica and Derek snuck kisses at the VIP table they shared with Jeter's New York Yankees teammates Alex Rodriguez and Jason Giambi.

The next evening, Jeter, 32, and Biel, 24, played blackjack at Palms Casino Resort's Mint Lounge before dinner with two friends at the Palms' Nine restaurant.

They capped off the night with Biel doing everything she could to prove she really is a better date then Eva Longoria; in this case, grinding it up with Jeter at Hard Rock's Body English nightclub.

A random person at the club said the duo were "very lovey dovey," yet had no explanation for how Jeter lost the MVP vote this year to Justin Morneau. As a Yankees fan, this Hollywood Gossip staffer doesn't wanna see anything happen to Jeter's heart.

In other words: stay out of this couple's business, Borat!

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The reasons why Pamela Anderson filed for divorce from Kid Rock are probably self-evident. For example, the pair likely woke up one morning sober and finally realized what the rings on their fingers meant.

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But recent reports do shed even more light on the break-up.

A friend of Anderson's says the short-lived marriage was doomed by Rock's "male insecurity and major anger issues" â€" and it may even be that Borat managed to break the Detroit rocker's back.

According to a source in Page Six, Pamela and her hubby went to a screening of Borat at a Beverly Hills home two weeks ago. Kid Rock didn't like the movie one bit, screaming to Pam, "You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?" in front of the assembled crowd after the film was shown.

(Anderson plays the object of Borat's obsession in the film.)

Shockingly, since that outburst, the source says, "it has been icicles between them."

Pam has left her Malibu home with her sons and decamped to Shutters on the Beach hotel in Santa Monica until Rock takes his things and vacates the property. It's a sad end to a fun-loving union.

Meanwhile, reports that the latest James Bond movie is to blame for the Heather Mills/Paul McCartney divorce are unsubstantiated.

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In preparing for the American Music Awards recently, Nicole Richie realized that she not only lacks any semblance of talent, and Rachel Zoe, and a career, but a hot body as well. This is what starving one's self will do to you.

Fortunately, her BFF, Paris Hilton, is also the new BFF of a bootylicious babe with assets to spare. The newly single (and awfully buxom) Britney Spears really came through for Nicole in this case by lending her some of her prized assets.

Britney on an Umbrella

Seriously, if you squint really hard, you can kind of imagine Nicole Richie with a sultry, Britney Spears-like body. But then when you take a closer look, she's still alien-like. Sigh. Maybe next time she can beg Britney to loan her a cheeseburger.

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Wow. If the side panels of this automobile could talk... they'd probably know all about getting faded and hooking up with random dudes. 'Cuz when it's girls' night out, there's no telling what kind of $h!t is gonna go down. We be clubbin', yo!

Rock Bottom?

Yes, the fun never stops for new BFFs Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, who picked up none other than Lindsay Lohan in Beverly Hills during their girly-girl marathon in the early hours of Monday morning. The trio stopped off at Hilton's pad before heading to Spears' place.

All we can say about this picture is that celebrity worlds are colliding, and that this marks a watershed moment in the evolution of the phrase "ho train." These chicks look like they are ready to start slinging poon like strung-out, two-dollar skanks jonesing for a fiver of rock.

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Look, just because she's 15 doesn't mean that JoJo isn't allowed in night clubs, ok?!?

Wait, it does? Oh. Our bad.

The singer, who caused a mini-scandal in October when she was spotted at L.A.'s Hyde Lounge, recently defended her trip there. Without confirming rumors of a Jessica Biel/Derek Jeter dance floor pairing, JoJo said:

"I didn't know it was 21 and over ... It's a freakin' restaurant and I was there with my mom and two other underage friends. I had milk and cookies! I wasn't drinking alcohol."

Of course, they were magic cookies, the kind Pete Doherty eats. And the milk was 2%. But neither of those possibly untrue facts means that the child will be visiting Hyde again:

"It's not really my thing. I just dipped my toes (in the scene)."

Meanwhile, the singer (real name: Joanna Levesque) turns 16 on December 20 and still won't be able to legally imbibe for five years. But that hasn't stopped her from landing a top-10 hit with "Too Little Too Late."

Critics and fans have compared JoJo to Mariah Carey and Beyoncé (who she calls "my biggest role model"). Our staff thinks she's just the latest example of how young stars are getting, however.

There's just no telling where we'll see JoJo - or Ali Lohan - next. But someone may wanna check Wilder Valderrama's bedroom.

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Travis Barker is nothing if not a tattooed rocker with a cool name. He's also kind of honest sometimes.

So when the former Blink-182 drummer was asked about his ex-wife, Shanna Moakler, over the weekend, he didn't hold back (as he rarely ever does). What was Barker's reaction to her claim that his "friend" Paris Hilton has herpes?

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"That's purely Shanna being jealous of Paris. Always has and always will be."

Hmmm ... doesn't sound like a denial to us. Can't Moakler be jealous AND Hilton be an STD-infested wench? We think so.

Nick Carter should go get tested.

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The Hollywood Gossip Joke of the Day: What was more obvious that a Britney Spears/Kevin Federline divorce?

Answer: A Pamela Anderson/Kid Rock separation.

Vampire Chic

Okay, the punchline needs some work. But the story is still very much true.

TMZ has learned that Anderson has filed for divorce from husband of a whole three months, Kid Rock. The former Baywatch star, who is represented by celebrity hotshot lawyer Neal Hersh, cited irreconcilable differences.

The couple was married on August 3 - and then a few more times after that. Just one divorce filing should put an end the union, however, as the partying pair parts ways.

Similarly to the Reese Witherspoon/Ryan Phillippe marriage, there's no prenup in this case - but considering how short (and probably drunken) of a time the couple was married, it shouldn't make a difference.

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He may have to get in line, however.

At some point, though, Jamie Foxx, the man who co-starred in Ali, would like to steal a pugilistic page from the most famous boxer of all-time.

The Foxx

At the American Music Awards last week, the actor was asked about former Seinfeld star and current racist, Michael Richards. He responded with:

"He would've had to put his dukes up, ... [Michael] probably should go get a private island somewhere, 'cause if I see him...!"

Foxx didn't finish that statement. We assume he's threatening to show Richards the director's cut of Stealth.

Meanwhile, the supposed comedian appeared on Jesse Jackson's radio show Sunday night.

As he tried to come across as less shady than Wilmer Valderrama, Richards expressed fears about today's youth and the impresion he may have left on them.

The good buddy of Jerry Seinfeld said "young whites will think it's cool" to use such hateful slurs because they see "very cool people in the show business" using the word freely.

Presumably, Richards wasn't referring to himself. We're pretty sure Isla Fisher is cooler these days.

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Whatever else they had to be grateful for this Thanksgiving, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears certainly seemed glad to have each other around.

Britney Spears' breasts hung out in Los Angeles almost every night over the holiday week, and the singer herself hung out with her new BFF, Paris, even during the day. The pair went shopping in Malibu together with Spears' son, Sean Preston, in tow on Saturday evening.

Britney Having a Blast

They kicked off the girl-time marathon Tuesday, when Spears went to a hot party Hilton hosted at her West Hollywood home. The following night, they were spotted at Teddy's in matching leopard-print outfits (below). The slew of Britney Spears pictures since the divorce announcement sure are something else.

THG NOTE: Spears' estranged, deadbeat husband, Kevin Federline, was hosting an album party / sausage-fest across town at Republic the same night.

Friday, Hilton left her sister, Nicky Hilton, and friends at the nightclub Les Deux to pick up Britney. The pair stopped at Hyde before eventually heading back to Les Deux before close.

Finally, on Saturday, after their shopping trip with Sean Preston, the duo were back at Hyde partying with the crazy (and possibly Satanic) Olsen twins.

THG NOTE: No word on whether Stavros Niarchos was in attendance.

There's little question about who wears the pants in this relationship. Britney. At least literally. Paris' pants come off faster than Michael Richards fires off hate-filled rants. But in the figurative sense, anyway, Paris is acting like Brit's protector.

"Paris was acting like Britney's boyfriend," says a source who saw them at Hyde. "She opened doors for her, held her hand, and even had her arm around Britney's lower back. Britney happily accepted Paris' friendly gestures."

Yikes. While there is apparently no Britney Spears sex tape in existance right now, Brit had better watch out, because the longer she hangs out with this worthless (but fun-loving) tramp, the greater the chances become of one materializing. We're certain that David Hans Schmidt has operatives monitoring the gruesome twosome closely.

Spears filed for divorce from Federline earlier on November 7 after two years of marriage. Britney and Paris have not yet made their wedding plans public.

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It's official: Wilmer Valderrama has dated more young, hot celebrities than the number of African-Americans Michael Richards has offended.

Lindsay's Sister

And that's a lot of African-Americans!

So you can see our point: the former star of That 70's Show has left no starlet un-sexed. Rumors have connected Valderrama with Jennifer Love Hewitt. And Mandy Moore. And even Eva Longoria before she started dating Tony Parker.

But here's the best part: this Hollywood stud muffin has also romanced Firecrotch herself, Lindsay Lohan. Granted, that doesn't make him any different than a majority of the male population.

It does make the accompanying photo of himself with Ali Lohan that much funnier. We're not saying one pic of these two together means Valderrama is actually involved with a 12-year-old.

But give him a couple years.

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