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Sure, Britney Spears had ample reason to dump her husband. He's a terrible father and a freeloader, not to mention a complete douche who acts all hard when in reality, he's merely a backup dancer whose much-touted rap debut has sold fewer than 2,000 copies.

Victoria Prince and K-Fed Pic

But it turns out that Kevin Federline is an even bigger scumbag than T.H. Gossip (and Britney and Sean Preston and even little Jayden James) ever thought.

The K-Hole reportedly was having an affair with a former porn star, Kendra Jade (right), a full month before Spears filed for divorce in November.

Federline met Jade, an "exotic dancer" and former porn star, in Las Vegas in December 2005 while Brit was visiting her family and the two stayed in touch ever since.

"Kevin and Kendra had sex at their friends' apartment multiple times, starting in October," a source told Star Magazine. "Their friend would phone Kendra and a few other girls to come hang out, and it always ended up with Kevin and Kendra heading off to the spare bedroom!"

Now that K-Fed is a single guy, will he and Jade become a couple?

Not likely, says the source, explaining, "They're just friends who have sex."

Sounds like most of Lindsay Lohan's friendships.

When contacted for comment, Jade said only, "I'm in a committed relationship."

We know there is most likely no Britney Spears sex tape in existence, but with K-Fed railing a porn star, one can only wonder if we'll someday be seeing far more of Kevin Federline than we ever imagined. You can bet your ass that celebrity skin mogul David Hans Schmidt has already picked up the (supremely foul) scent.

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We feel sorry for Amber Sainsbury.

The actress is perfectly attractive and maybe sort of talented. But she's no Scarlett Johansson, the woman she looks to be replacing.

Josh Hartnett Pic

On November 19, Australia's Daily Telegraph ran photos of Josh Hartnett, Johannson's ex, at a Sydney airport with a "mystery woman." She's now been identified as Sainsbury, his costar in the upcoming horror-thriller 30 Days of Night.

According to the Telegraph, the pair holed up at a Sydney-area hotel and had brunch two days in a row at local café Forbes & Burton.

Harnett's rep downplayed any romance, saying the actor has been hanging out with "a friend… nothing more."

Of course, that's also what they said about Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson at first.

Sainsbury, to be clear, is NOT the next Abbie Cornish. Johannson and Hartnett have actually been broken up for some time now. "They've just been growing apart for a while, and they had had enough," a friend said.

Had enough, Josh? Maybe you haven't seen these Scarlett Johannsson pictures.

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Paris Hilton and Britney Spears went from near strangers to inseparable over Thanksgiving, spending almost every day together.

"I love her," Hilton gushed to Us Weekly (see cover below) while shopping in Malibu, Calif., on Monday. "She is the sweetest girl I know. She's so down-to-earth. I just want her to smile and be happy."

Shakin' That Booty

Somebody kill us now!

Hilton is doing her best to make that happen. She's taken Britney and her son, Sean Preston, shopping and agreed to give Mom a complete makeover.

In fact, as the pair party all over L.A. (they've hit Hyde, Les Deux, and Teddy's) they have been locking themselves in bathrooms all over town to make sure that they're camera ready.

After a meal at the Venetian's Tao Asian Bistro in Las Vegas, the ho train retreated to the ladies' room, where they locked themselves in a bathroom stall to primp for 20 minutes. In the process, naturally, our girl Britney Spears somehow lost the strangely sexy-looking black tie she had been wearing).

Spears, seen below after getting faded at Hyde (left) may be sexy and single now, but be careful about dissing that ass bag Kevin Federline in her presence. Reports say she was livid about host Jimmy Kimmel's skit featuring a K-Fed impersonator.

"When she found out it was a joke on him, she was really upset. He's a d-ck, but he is the father of her kids," a Spears friend said.

True. And what a great father he is. The guy probably hasn't called or seen any Jayden James pictures since his broke ass got thrown out the house.

Rumor has it that K-Fed might not be the only partner to be spurned by Brit of late. Despite a week of clubbing, partying and shopping with the trashier of the Hilton sisters, Britney abruptly pulled out of co-hosting with the heiress on the Fox Billboard Music Awards, scheduled to air on December 4.

"She pulled out," confirms a source with Fox. "She didn't give a reason."

Why did she renege? A scheduling conflict? Not enough money? We may never know. But regardless, Britney isn't the first to "pull out" of a "deal" involving Paris. Getting one's freak on is one thing, but no one wants to get that skank pregnant.

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The man who hugs Barack Obama wants to do a lot more with his wife.

We're talking about full-on, unprotected intercourse. How else will Ben Affleck satisfy his desire to father more children?

Lonely Ben Affleck

The father of Violet Anne Affleck, who turns 1 on December 1, told Ellen DeGeneres he wants more children, though just how many more seems open to discussion.

Affleck's response to the question of expanding his brood was: "You know … sure, I would love to... I think I should probably talk to my wife before I talk to yo" about how many more, however.

Affleck's wife, of course, is the lovely Jennifer Garner. We think she could do a lot better.
Meanwhile, her husband said he purposefully took time off for a year or two because "I was a little bit exhausted of myself and my life, so I wanted to try to control it or manage it."

We can respect that. We can also hope Brooke Hogan follows that advice and takes time off to manager her professional life. About 37 years should do it.

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If Travis Barker taught us anything (besides that a low-rent punk rock drummer can marry a Playboy centerfold) it's that when the going gets tough, the tough talk $h!t on MySpace!

Following his lead (and that of Diddy), the sickly Nicole Richie posted a thinly-veiled item on her MySpace blog Monday, accusing a former employee of having an eating disorder.

Welcome, 2010!

THG TANGENT: We don't even know how to respond to this. Nicole Richie accusing someone of having an eating disorder is essentially the same as:

  1. Michael Richards calling Mel Gibson an intolerant prick
  2. Lindsay Lohan calling Paris Hilton a used human condom
  3. Anna Nicole Smith stating that Courtney Love has a screw loose
  4. Michael Jackson telling Ashlee Simpson that plastic surgery is bad

The bottom line? It takes one to know one. Ring, Ring! Hello? Yes, Nicole? Hi. This is the kettle calling. You're black. Anyway, onto her blog:

Monday, November 27, 2006

What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 peices [sic] of asparagus for dinner at Chateau everynight, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last paycheck I wrote her to pay for a publisist [sic] instead of a nutritionist?
HINT: Her nickname is lettucecup...


Wow. Nicole definitely went there, and her skeletal fingers are pointing in the direction of former stylist, Rachel Zoe, without a doubt. Richie just got done firing Zoe's ass earlier this month after two years of service. Zoe (a.k.a. Zoe Mama), is a stick-thin, 35-year-old waif who has been accused of promoting unhealthy body images among her clients.

Really, there's no telling who caused what here. Did Richie become anemic because of Zoe? Did Zoe cater to her because she fits the anemic mould she loves so dearly? What we have here is a chicken-egg scenario, people, and we may never know the answer. But boy, is this recent collection of Nicole Richie pictures heinous or what?

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We are trying really hard to think of a good reason to post one of the Eva Longoria pictures we came across in Entertainment Weekly. But it's just not happening.

Yes, we'd love to tell you that she is driving a wedge between lovers and dancing partners Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff, or that she has decided to get freaky with Beyonce on screen after all. But alas, neither story has legs (unlike Eva)!

Eva Longoria, Bikini

No, Eva and Beyonce are keeping it platonic, and Longoria is not dating the former Saved By the Bell star, and as far as we can tell, Mario and Karina are grateful for one another.

That leaves us with jack, but seriously now, who needs a reason to appreciate this hottie? Exactly. Just gaze in bewilderment at the talented Desperate Housewives star and stew in your abject jealous of Tony Parker.

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Sorry, Petra Nemcova and James Blunt. You're not the only happy couple in Hollywood.

Casino Royale star, Daniel Craig, is quite happy with his real-life squeeze, as well.

Daniel Craig British GQ Cover

"I'm very happily partnered with someone," the latest James Bond said of his girlfriend for over a year, Satsuki Mitchell.

"He's head over heels in love with her," a source told Us magazine. "It's been a huge deal for him being Bond. He's found it quite stressful, and she's been there every step of the way."

Hear that, Joel Madden? You don't just leave because your significant other is more famous than you are.

Casino Royale netted $40.8 million its opening weekend. While filming on location, Craig checked in daily with phone calls, while Mitchell was on hand for the film's premieres across the globe.

But when they're not jet-setting, they pair is often spotted doing un-Bondlike activities, such as grocery shopping in their London neighborhood.

Meanwhile, Satsuki is in a close race with Thijs Lauer for weirdest name on the planet. We'll let you know how it goes.

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Nearly one year to the day after his last DUI arrest, Tracy Morgan has been picked up again for allegedly driving while drunk.

In what appears to be a good impression of either Snoop Dogg or Mel Gibson, the 38-year-old former Saturday Night Live regular was arrested again Tuesday in New York on drunken driving charges, the Manhattan district attorney's office said. He did not, to his credit, spout off about Jews ruining the world.

30 Rock Star

Morgan was stopped around 4:30 a.m. while driving a Cadillac Escalade on the Henry Hudson Parkway near West 158th Street.

Police reported that Morgan smelled of alcohol and that he later failed a breathalyzer test at the 28th Precinct station.

Morgan's rep said: "we have no formal statement at this time."

Good one! Morgan is to be arraigned later in Manhattan's State Supreme Court on charges of driving while intoxicated and driving while impaired.

Last December 2, Morgan was arrested on impaired driving charges after police stopped him for speeding. Authorities said his BAC level was 0.13 percent, over the legal limit of 0.08.

On February 17, he pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor charge of drunken driving and was sentenced to 36 months' probation, fined $390 and ordered to attend an alcohol education program, authorities said.

Eh, we'd still rather get in a car with Morgan than Lindsay Lohan.

Morgan was a SNL cast member from 1996-2003. He left the show to star in the now-cancelled Tracy Morgan Show, and now stars in 30 Rock alongside former SNL compatriot Tina Fey and Saddam Hussein-like tyrant Alec Baldwin.

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Where do you go when your album sales tank worse than Michael Richards at The Laugh Factory?

If you're Brooke Hogan, it looks like you shop at Payless. The talentles daughter of a certain WWE wrestler, the singer doesn't appear too excited about being caught at this less than trendy establishment, does she?

Awful Singer, Dresser

But keep that chin up and those off key songs coming, Brooke. Remember, fashionable doesn't always equate to beautiful anyway. It often translates into downright scary (say hello to Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen).

So keep buying shoes that are cheaper than Petra Nemcova. It'll give you something to do other than go back into the recording studio. And we're all grateful for that.

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It's far from all good in the hood these days for Snoop Dogg.

The rapper is in danger of spending more time behind bars than Lindsay Lohan spends on her back. Okay, that's impossible.

Doggy Dogg

But the man is often on the wrong side of the law these days.

Snoop Dogg was arrested Tuesday night for allegedly possessing drugs and a firearm. Detectives from the Burbank Police Department served a search warrant on Snoop, whose real name is Calvin Broadus, outside NBC studios in Burbank at approximately 7:30 p.m.

He had just finished an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

Police say they found the rapper in possession of cocaine, a firearm and a large amount of marijuana. He was also cited for allegedly having a false compartment in his vehicle.

Still, it could be worse for Snoop. He could've been stuck in this vehicle.

Bail has been set at $60,000 and was told that the lawyer for the rap star expects him to be released sometime this evening.

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