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According to Kanye West, President Bush hates black people.

We wonder if the rapper feels a similar way about MTV now that the channel has supposedly snubbed him at its Europe Music Awards.

Perfect Pair

West was so miffed at not winning the award for Best Video last night that he stormed the stage and went on a bizarre, expletive-filled tirade to protest.

He sounded more upset than we get thinking about Ali Lohan joining her sister on an album.

Even though he'd won the award for Best Hip-Hop Artist earlier in the evening, West jumped out of his seat whnn Copenhagenwhen Justice and Simian (yes, that's actually the band's name) won the Best Video prize for "We Are Your Friends."

Kanye crashed the award presentation. He told the stunned audience that he should've won for his "Touch The Sky" because it "cost a million dollars, Pamela Anderson was in it, I was jumping across canyons."

He added: "If I don't win, the awards show loses credibility."

Elsewhere at the awards, Justin Timberlake, who hosted, won two awards, while the Red Hot Chili Peppers won Best Album.

There's no word on how Kanye West's fiancee feels about the alledged snub.

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By now, everyone is surely aware that Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe are getting a divorce. No one knows the exact reason, however.

Too much time apart? Contrasting table manners?

Abbie Cornish and Ryan Phillippe

A certain young, beautiful co-star?

Let's focus on that last one for a bit. Rumors are circulating that Phillippe had an affair with Abbie Cornish, an Australian actress that will be sharing the screen with Ryan in the upcoming film, The Golden Age.

But did they share a bedroom, as well? On October 10, Texan Lauren Scott witnessed Phillippe and a blonde, who fit Cornish's description, kissing at sushi restaurant Kenichi.

"I was pretty shocked that he would blatantly cheat on Reese in public," Scott told Us magazine.

We're not here to judge, just to introduce Cornish to the world. She's 24. She's 5'8". She hails from Down Under, so many on our staff compare this tall actress to Nicole Kidman. Kidman's camp had no comment on the comparisons.

Cornish will soon be seen in A Good Year alongside yet another Aussie, Russell Crowe. Will she make a move on that married man, too? It's hard to say.

But we'll be here to report on the mere possibility, don't worry.

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T.H. Gossip knows a thing about fantasies. We wish we had the riches, fame, good looks and character of Mr. Brad Pitt, who not only wows us on the big screen, but pushes for social change in real life. He's inspiring. And on a simpler level, we wish we could see more Kristin Cavallari pictures. She's pretty.

Never have our fantasies involved either of the ladies below, however, with the exception of wishing they might disappear. To the Bahamas. Or another planet. Forever. In any case, T.H. Gossip asks you, fans, who would you rather wake up next to in bed tomorrow morning?

Everybody Together: Awww!

Hmm. It's a really tough call. Would it be an anemic Nicole Richie, withering away to nothing before your eyes, and unable to utter the simple words "feed me" for lack of energy? Or would you choose the gold-digging waste that is Anna Nicole Smith, and her HUGE BREASTS that may soon be give their own ZIP codes?

Tough. Very tough. We know. Feel free to take a cue from Richie -- or this Lindsay Lohan jack-o-lantern -- and vomit. Hard!

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No, we're not talking about the famous anatomy textbook. Nor are we talking about the hit TV series Grey's Anatomy. We're merely trying to make a play on words involving the gray sweaters worn by the three lovely ladies below. Okay? Everybody clear on that? Nice.

The Battle For Heidi

Today's fashion tip of the day is that neutral tunic-style dresses are the perfect transitional piece for fall, allowing stars like (left to right) Bridget Moynahan, Sandra Bullock and The Hills' Heidi Montag to stay cozy and cool all at once.

As for Heidi's BFF, former Laguna Beach and current Hills star Lauren Conrad, the only thing she's wearing these days is Brody Jenner. Oh. Snap.

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They survived a Halloween party at the Playboy Mansion without incident - does that mean there's hope for Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker as a couple?

Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler Picture

Kind of. But not really.

The morning after the party, Barker stopped by Moakler's house to pick up supplies for their kids â€" daughter Alabama, 10 months, and son Landon, 2 â€" who were on their way to Disneyland.

Moakler told People magazine she "sensed" the visit was meant to re-establish a relationship:

"I thought at the end of the discussion he and I could work towards being friends and that could work towards getting back together."

Wow. Even after Travis was caught making out with Paris Hilton?

Barker, of course, had a slightly different take: "I didn't go there and say, 'I'm madly in love with you, Shanna,' " he said. "If anything, there was an attempt to reconnect. I told her I was ready to be her friend."

But that changed on Monday. Moakler saw some photos of Barker sticking "his tongue down Paris' throat at the mansion." She referred to this kiss as being in "very poor taste."

That's the case with any Paris Hilton kiss, though. Just ask Stavros Niarchos or one of a half million other guys.

For now, therefore, Shanna says friendship is out of the question. Barker, however, doesn't see what all of he fuss is about.

"Paris and I have tongue kissed before. It's not unusual for me to say hello to Paris and kiss her, but it's not like we are a couple or anything," he said. "When we see each other, we say hello. That's it … I was like any other single young man, just enjoying myself."

He went on to say that Hilton wasn't the only girl he kissed that night. It sounds to us like Barker could guest star on Laguna Beach.

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The wonderful train wreck Lindsay Lohan and her sister, Aliana Lohan (who goes by Ali) are collaborating to bring you a white trash Christmas album, Lohan Holiday.

It features original songs like the title track and "I Like Christmas," as well as classic tunes like "Winter Wonderland" and "Jingle Bells" and a collaboration with Amy Grant for the song "Santa's Reindeer."

The Lovely Lindsay

Wow, and we thought Paris Hilton's CD (which NO ONE BOUGHT) was the worst album of 2006. Move over Paris, you've got underage, sucky company. The barfing Lindsay Lohan pumpkin we showed you yesterday turned out to be more than mere humor -- it's apt foreshadowing of this album, which is bound to make you ill.

Nonetheless, Ali Lohan is excited.

"I want to write songs, like about girls gossiping in my school," Ali Lohan told the New York Daily News. "Girls talk about girls and those girls talk about other girls and those girls talk about the girls who started it. Then they get in a big fight. But I don't get involved with that."

What has Ali Lohan, 12, she learned from her big sister?

"Don't believe rumors. And don't talk about other people!"

What about screwing everyone in sight? Oh well. Suffice it to day, that crazy Dina Lohan did a good job raising her kids. Hopefully, Ali doesn't party quite as hard as her big sis when she reaches her teen years... and hopefully she gets to have a Rumer Willis-like personal bitch assistant, too.

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Lindsay Lohan, you better get over to Iraq quickly. Maybe the enemy will put you in its sights instead.

Right now, reports state that al-Qaeda is threating a far more beautiful and charitable target: Brangelina.

An Angelina and Brad Picture

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been shooting the film A Mighty Heart, based on the life of Daniel Pearl, the Wall Street Journal reporter who was killed at the hands of al-Qaeda militants in Pakistan in 2002. Evidently, terrorist losers dont 't like that.

British security experts were flown to Pune earlier this week, after being alerted by neigbouring Pakistan that the couple might be targeted due to the political nature of the film.

After assessing the inputs on from various intelligence agencies, India has provided the couple with Y category security while in Pune, Intelligence Bureau sources said in New Delhi on Thursday. That's a lot tighter security than Laguna Beach sluts place on their special areas.

In the movie, Jolie plays the role of Mariane, the widow of Pearl, who was working on a story on Islamic militancy at the time he was kidnapped. Actor Dan Futtermann will play the role of Daniel. Pitt, 43, makes a cameo in the film.

The Hollywood Gossip obviously wishes safe working conditions for everyone on set. We'd be willing to ship over Whitney Houston if it would distract Osama bin Laden from homicidal rage.

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As Entertainment Weekly so accurately observes, someone with an advanced anthropology degree has to explain to us the dating and mating habits of the teenagers of Laguna Beach.

T.H. Gossip simply can't understand the romantic behavior exhibited on this episode, even by Laguna Beach standards. Last night we were treated to the kids' traditional spring-break migration to Cabo San Lucas.

Right. Because every high schooler parties in Cabo for Spring Break. Who are these people?

Even though Cami warned Kyndra that her older ex, Tyler, was probably going to ruin their trip, Kyndra devoted her entire vacation to him. First, she laid into Tyler when he called her and her friends "stage-five cling-ons" for being in the same hotel as him.

THG MEMO TO TYLER: You're the one hanging around with high-school kids, you dumbass. And what supposedly cool college kid goes on spring break with his sister and his mom? Get a clue!

Later, in a nightclub, Kyndra flirted with her one-time hook-up, Cameron, reminding him that they were now both single. Tyler, enraged, screamed at her, "You're a f---ing slut!" Those, apparently, were the magic words that unlocked her heart, because she almost instantly started macking it with Tyler, reminding him of their happier, less annoying days.

They made out on the dance floor. Cameron looked on in disgust.

The next night, Kyndra was astonished to learn that Tyler was at the same nightclub as her and getting his freak with another blonde.

It's unclear whether she was shouting, "Slut! Slut!" at her ex or her ex's new blonde friend, but she was definitely pissed.

As Cami put it later, "That was by far the most bad trip, Cabo trip, we've ever been on before."

Dear God, she sucks.

Sluttiness was definitely the episode's unifying theme. While preparing for her vacation, Breanna Conrad, the less-cute and slightly-pathetic sister of Lauren Conrad, admitted she was planning to kiss Derek, even though he had only just broken up with Tessa.

When her friend Kylie pointed out that rebound kissing was illegal under Laguna Beach's dating bylaws, Breanna's mom chimed in: "I think that's a stupid rule. Once you're broken up, you're broken up, and free game."

Breanna's mom, who happened to overhear this, echoed her younger daughter's sentiment. After all, what mom doesn't encourage their high school kids to hook up with guys at every possible moment?

Kyndra was having none of this, however. When Breanna and Derek did finally kiss in Cabo, Kyndra and her friends shouted -- wait for it -- "Slut!"

Evidently, in Laguna Beach, once two people kiss, they're supposed to be paired off for life. That would seem to be fine by Tessa Keller, who is still clinging to the hope that she can get back together with Derek, her one-date wonder. Chase didn't help when he said that Derek would probably come back from Cabo and tell her he missed her.

Perhaps the highlight of the night was when a drunk Breanna tried to get Kelan (he of absolutely no balls) and Lexie to hook up. Lexie just stared off into space, snapping her gum as if acknowledging LC's sister were so far beneath her, and as if she were emitting some sort of loser-protectant gas. To say the least, it was choice.

When Tessa finally joins Doormats Anonymous, which should be sometime in December at this rate, the first thing they're going to tell her to do is stop talking to Chase. Speaking of Tessa, she and Rocky were absent for almost the entire show, visiting her family in Virginia. That is so weak. We love Rocky!

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Give Anna Nicole Smith credit.

When the buxomy blonde wants a man, she goes on the attack. It's like the can smell the money love.

Playboy Bunny

"I wanted more than a lawyer relationship, and then started kind of flirting with [Howard K. Stern] and we kind of got it on," Smith says in an interview with Entertainment Tonight. "I just kind of attacked him and that was it. I kissed him first. He was the shy one."

Maybe, Anna, he was intimidated by your GIGANTIC BOOBS. Or your similarities to the anti-christ.

Eventually, however, Smith wore him down because the two exchanged vows in a commitment ceremony on September 28. They're also pretending that Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern is Howard's kid.

Isn't that adorable?

The couple has also been criticized for holding the ceremony so soon after the Sept.ember10 death of Smith's 20-year-old son Daniel, but Stern says the goal was to help Smith deal with her grief and fear of loneliness.

"For anybody to try and judge us and to try and say we're doing what's right or what's wrong, there's no way for anybody to understand what Anna was going through when Daniel passed," he says.

Smith's response to critics? "Don't worry about us. Worry about your own self."

Anna was then seen reading an article about possible future riches for Ryan Phillippe and jotting down his phone number. Look out, Ry.

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Ah, yes. Another day, another Kate Bosworth picture in which the starlet looks like she might go down for the count if a rogue autumn breeze should happen to blow through Los Angeles. Speaking of things that blow, have you seen Heather Mills lately? What a freak!

Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth Photo

Anyway, back to Ms. Bosworth. She's thin. She's definitely got some sort of eating disorder, not unlike another Kate. Hudson. One can only imagine what the hand gesture Bosworth is making in the picture above means. Some theories:

  1. "I ate this many grains of rice this morning."
  2. "I've lost this many pounds for 14 consecutive weeks."
  3. "Lindsay Lohan slept with this many dudes last night -- what a slut!"
  4. She's waving to photographers.

We may never know for sure. But what's undeniable is that Kate Bosworth is rail thin... and needs to get some serious help. And by help we mean Burger King.

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