T.H. Gossip knows a thing about fantasies. We wish we had the riches, fame, good looks and character of Mr. Brad Pitt, who not only wows us on the big screen, but pushes for social change in real life. He's inspiring. And on a simpler level, we wish we could see more Kristin Cavallari pictures. She's pretty.

Never have our fantasies involved either of the ladies below, however, with the exception of wishing they might disappear. To the Bahamas. Or another planet. Forever. In any case, T.H. Gossip asks you, fans, who would you rather wake up next to in bed tomorrow morning?

Posted in: Nicole Richie

The wonderful train wreck Lindsay Lohan and her sister, Aliana Lohan (who goes by Ali) are collaborating to bring you a white trash Christmas album, Lohan Holiday.

It features original songs like the title track and "I Like Christmas," as well as classic tunes like "Winter Wonderland" and "Jingle Bells" and a collaboration with Amy Grant for the song "Santa's Reindeer."

Posted in: Lindsay Lohan

As Entertainment Weekly so accurately observes, someone with an advanced anthropology degree has to explain to us the dating and mating habits of the teenagers of Laguna Beach.

T.H. Gossip simply can't understand the romantic behavior exhibited on this episode, even by Laguna Beach standards. Last night we were treated to the kids' traditional spring-break migration to Cabo San Lucas.

Posted in: Laguna Beach