Jayden James Pictures: Coming Soon For Free!
Yes, it's true. Apparently Britney Spears really doesn't want K-Fed feeding off her anymore, and justifiably so. That guy sucks ass! As a result, she's reportedly going to be offering up the first adorable little Jayden James Federline pictures for free.
Why does this matter? Because we have no lives. And because by doing so, Brit will avoid triggering a little-known clause in the couple's prenuptial agreement that guarantees K-Fed receives get a portion of any proceeds from selling pics of their kids.