November 2006 Archives

We were hoping it was just a rumor. But thanks to the supposedly real magazine, Pop, nude Courtney Love pictures really do exist.

We've posted a large one below. Shield your eyes, young, old and moderately aged readers. Even though we've covered up the naughty spots, Love still makes Victoria Beckham naked look hot.

The Hollywood Gossip staff can only hope rumors of a Britney Spears sex tape are true. Because we need to feel upbeat about bare female bodies again.

Despite reports that this took place weeks ago, Chris Robinson finally filed for divorce from Kate Hudson.

The Black Crowes front man is requesting joint legal and physical custody of their son, Ryder, 2, and is not seeking spousal support, according to court documents.

He probably also prefers to not see nude pics of Hudson's new squeeze, Owen Wilson. But neither do we.

Hudson and Robinson separated on August 14 amid rumors that her and Wilson were involved. It's not the first time a famous couple has separated due to a possible affair with a co-star. (Yes, we're looking at you, Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish).

As this pair goes its different ways, it's nice to at least see Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton get together. Like, REALLY get together it looks like.

After exploding on a pair of African-American hecklers during a recent stand-up show at LA's Laugh Factory, former Seinfeld star, Michael Richards, can expect two things:

1. The end of his career in Hollywood
2. A bouquet of flowers from Mel Gibson

Indeed, the Richards rant makes Mel's maliciousness appear downright friendly. The portrayer of Cosmo Kramer began screaming at one of the men: "Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a f***ing fork up your ass."

And that was merely the beginning. The comedian made Anna Nicole Smith appear calm and rational as he continued:

Michael Richards Racist Rant

"You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now motherf**ker. Throw his ass out. He's a n-gger! He's a n-gger! He's a n-gger! A n-gger, look, there's a n-gger!"

TMZ.com actually has video of the outburst, as one of the men who was the object of Michael Richards' tirade shouted back: "That''s un-f***ing called for, ain't necessary."

The exchange lasted about three minutes, with most of the crowd leaving faster than fans at a Kevin Federline concert.

Attempts to reach Richard's reps were unsuccessful. But Jason Alexander recently had a lot to say; no, not the Seinfeld alum. The guy who briefly married and bedded Britney Spears.

First, they were friends. Next, enemies. Now, disgustingly thin and spoiled lovers?

Make no mistake, that's Nicole Richie leaning in to give her former nemesis, Paris Hilton, a lick on the ear. Or perhaps she's whispering a few sweet nothings:

I haven't eaten in six years; there's plenty of room for you ... you're giving my arm a boner ... I look nothing like Anna Nicole Smith ...

The duo sat in the front row of last week's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, receiving a first-hand view of actual beauty.

We're not sure when they decided to follow the lead of rival Lindsay Lohan and give their own gender a try, but men around the world are eternally grateful.

Meanwhile, we can only imagine how Paris Hilton's pussy feels about it. Seriously. We can and we did.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Unless you're a famous singer that recently divorced your waste of wife-beater-wearing space husband and a curly-haired hot dancer that should have been crowned the brightest dancing star on the planet.

Indeed, the Britney Spears post-breakup tour took Sean Preston's mom to Las Vegas this weekend. Once there, the former Mrs. K-Fed won big at the blackjack table and may have landed an even more impressive pot:

Mario Lopez.

She was introduced to the Dancing with the Stars runner-up at casino, The Mint. The two, along with a small group, then headed up to Moon Nightclub and partied the night away.

Before possibly taking the man that played A.C. Slater to the wrestling mat of her hotel room (if you know wat we mean!), Britney arrived in Nevada on Friday.

She donned the disguise of a pink wig and big, dark sunglasses, but was spotted in the Palms Casino Resort Friday night; probably due to the fact that Britney Spears boobs are never confused with anyone else's cleavage.

Also on Friday, Spears went into the Palms' recording studio with producer Lukasz Gottwald to mix tracks on her new album.

"She looks and sounds great," a source told People magazine. "Her voice never sounded better. She's having fun. She's ready to kick a--."

Britney also did pretty well at the tables, reportedly winning $10,000 playing blackjack.

That's more cash than Kevin Federline album sales will bring in over the next six years.

Meanwhile, two famous folks were absent from the trip. There were no Jayden James Federline sightings, spurring talk that Spears is trying to keep the child away from gambling.

Karina Smirnoff, Lopez's possible girlfriend, was also nowhere to be seen. We hope she's okay.

Looks as if Angelina Jolie isn't the only babe causing a stir in India. Maddox Jolie-Pitt is doing is damndest to get attention... for himself, as well as poor people.

Cool little Maddox, 5, is soaking up the local flavor, and brought his own set of photographers along for the journey. Sick of surrendering the spotlight to infant sister Shiloh, big brother sported a new mohawk, featuring blonde highlights and a ponytail... and let the world know how he feels about it. See below.

Yes, it looks like Brangelina is gonna have its beautiful, sexy hands full when these kids grow up. Sibling rivalry runs deeper than the poverty Brad Pitt is trying to rid the world of.

Phew.

Elizabeth Hurley and her boobs hadn't made a public spectacle of themselves in quite awhile. We were getting worried about Hugh Grant's ex and her twins.

Fortunately, as seen here, Hurley's cleavage is doing just fine. Certainly better than that of Tara Reid, we assume. Now, to keep you abreast (get it?) of other stars and their chests:

• Lindsay Lohan and Ashlee Simpson are pleased with theirs
• Katie Holmes has covered hers with diamonds
• You may be seeing Courtney Love's in the near future
• Anna Nicole Smith is sometimes mistaken for the Cascade Range

Use this information wisely.

You have to love a story like this. Not only is she in the dark in the figurative sense, as she is thoroughly devoid of brain cells, but the electricity in Anna Nicole Smith's house has actually been shut off.

Sorry, we're still not over it.

Apparently Anna Nicole has lost her appeal (again, literally, not in terms of her sexiness or other redeeming qualities) and the power company that has left her in the dark is content to keep it that way. And God bless them for it.

As first reported Monday by TMZ, Ben Thompson, Anna's former fling who owns the home where she's living, turned off the power after Anna and her huge breasts refused to pay for staying there. Smith's lawyers proceeded to go ape$h!t and the power company quickly gave her a reprieve.

But Ben meant business and the lights are now officially off.

The mother of Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern is still inside the house, which ironically has worked to her benefit. The police showed up yesterday to serve her with a second eviction notice -- and couldn't get in because the electric gate wouldn't budge!

You know what they say: Every dark cloud has its silver lining. And you know what else they say: Every love triangle with Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern has its bastard love child and coincides with the death of the woman's 20-year-old son.

What does a fiery crotch do when it's used up every guy on the planet? Turn to the fairer gender, of course.

It was only a matter of time before Lindsay Lohan realized she could lock lips - and other body part - with women. Run and hide now, ladies - there's no way fashion designer Donna Karan is the final female to experience Lindsay's skanky wrath.

Lohan is probably more desperate than ever now that news is surfacing of ex-boyfriend Harry Morton spending a night with her sworn enemy. No, not self-respect.

We're talking about Paris Hilton.

If this pair really is knocking boots, we almost feel bad for Lindsay. And for Nicky Hilton. As the ultimate act of vengence, Paris' sister is probably next on Lohan's lesbian tour.

Yes, apparently they need to buy some calendars with their dueling $150M fortunes. Halloween's over, losers! In this picture, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are dressing for success... either in the underworld, or some lame party somewhere.

Perhaps they're just trying to put a scare into Paris and Nicky Hilton, who seem intent on screwing their ex-boyfriends. Regardless, these would make some scary ass Halloween costumes. Hopefully they save them 'til next year. We are seriously creeped out. Not as much as when we see Nicole Richie, but close. Check it out:

So who's who? If you must know, Mary-Kate Olsen is the Red Devil, while Ashley is Black Death. At least that's what we're calling those crazy, possibly satanic Olsen twins. They sure look ready to suck. Blood, that is.