Nicole Richie Trashes Rachel Zoe On MySpace

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If Travis Barker taught us anything (besides that a low-rent punk rock drummer can marry a Playboy centerfold) it's that when the going gets tough, the tough talk $h!t on MySpace!

Following his lead (and that of Diddy), the sickly Nicole Richie posted a thinly-veiled item on her MySpace blog Monday, accusing a former employee of having an eating disorder.

Welcome, 2010!

THG TANGENT: We don't even know how to respond to this. Nicole Richie accusing someone of having an eating disorder is essentially the same as:

  1. Michael Richards calling Mel Gibson an intolerant prick
  2. Lindsay Lohan calling Paris Hilton a used human condom
  3. Anna Nicole Smith stating that Courtney Love has a screw loose
  4. Michael Jackson telling Ashlee Simpson that plastic surgery is bad

The bottom line? It takes one to know one. Ring, Ring! Hello? Yes, Nicole? Hi. This is the kettle calling. You're black. Anyway, onto her blog:

Monday, November 27, 2006
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BLIND ITEM:

What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 peices [sic] of asparagus for dinner at Chateau everynight, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last paycheck I wrote her to pay for a publisist [sic] instead of a nutritionist?
HINT: Her nickname is lettucecup...

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Wow. Nicole definitely went there, and her skeletal fingers are pointing in the direction of former stylist, Rachel Zoe, without a doubt. Richie just got done firing Zoe's ass earlier this month after two years of service. Zoe (a.k.a. Zoe Mama), is a stick-thin, 35-year-old waif who has been accused of promoting unhealthy body images among her clients.

Really, there's no telling who caused what here. Did Richie become anemic because of Zoe? Did Zoe cater to her because she fits the anemic mould she loves so dearly? What we have here is a chicken-egg scenario, people, and we may never know the answer. But boy, is this recent collection of Nicole Richie pictures heinous or what?

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Yep. Knowing the difference between anemic vs. anorexic is key when writing about celebs--although both conditions can lead to heart complications, malnutrition, and even death. It's important to not get it twisted!

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you use the word anemic repeatedly in the last paragraph.
um... didn't you mean "anorexic?"

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Nicole u r sooo beautiful!

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He is a good man, he is cool. He is just a great person overall.

Nicole Richie [on Barack Obama]

Nicole Richie: I’m 26. I’ve definitely had a very eventful year. So right now, it’s about me enjoying my time with my daughter. I want five children: twin boys and three girls. I’ve wanted that since I was a little girl.

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