If Paris Hilton's pussy could speak... it would be pretty damn exhausted. And also say a lot of inane things. Because no one really understands what cats are saying when they meow and purr. How would we, after all?

No idea. But we sure like to believe we know what animals are thinking, and with that said, it's time for a different feline perspective (and an appropriate one, given that it's Paris' BFF)... that of Nicole Richie's terrifying pussy.

Here, Nicole gives a kitty some TLC after picking it up from the California Animal Hospital in L.A. Tuesday. The Simple Life star, fittingly, has also been seeking medical attention -- for her ongoing aversion to food. This is reflected in the cat's thoughts:

Yes. We're all thinking it, pussy. We're all thinking it.