First, they were friends. Next, enemies. Now, disgustingly thin and spoiled lovers?
The duo sat in the front row of last week's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, receiving a first-hand view of actual beauty.
We're not sure when they decided to follow the lead of rival Lindsay Lohan and give their own gender a try, but men around the world are eternally grateful.
Meanwhile, we can only imagine how Paris Hilton's pussy feels about it. Seriously. We can and we did.