Nicole Richie Makes Her Move on Paris Hilton

First, they were friends. Next, enemies. Now, disgustingly thin and spoiled lovers?

Make no mistake, that's Nicole Richie leaning in to give her former nemesis, Paris Hilton, a lick on the ear. Or perhaps she's whispering a few sweet nothings:

I haven't eaten in six years; there's plenty of room for you ... you're giving my arm a boner ... I look nothing like Anna Nicole Smith ...

The duo sat in the front row of last week's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, receiving a first-hand view of actual beauty.

We're not sure when they decided to follow the lead of rival Lindsay Lohan and give their own gender a try, but men around the world are eternally grateful.

Meanwhile, we can only imagine how Paris Hilton's pussy feels about it. Seriously. We can and we did.