Nicole Richie Makes Her Move on Paris Hilton

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First, they were friends. Next, enemies. Now, disgustingly thin and spoiled lovers?

Make no mistake, that's Nicole Richie leaning in to give her former nemesis, Paris Hilton, a lick on the ear. Or perhaps she's whispering a few sweet nothings:

What a Cute Baby

I haven't eaten in six years; there's plenty of room for you ... you're giving my arm a boner ... I look nothing like Anna Nicole Smith ...

The duo sat in the front row of last week's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, receiving a first-hand view of actual beauty.

We're not sure when they decided to follow the lead of rival Lindsay Lohan and give their own gender a try, but men around the world are eternally grateful.

Meanwhile, we can only imagine how Paris Hilton's pussy feels about it. Seriously. We can and we did.

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well i think they should both get over themselves and move on wit their lives.I mean,this won't take them anywhere they ain't getting any younger u know

Paris Hilton Biography

Ho Train On Us Weekly Cover Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]