Lindsay Lohan: Businesslike Tramp

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Harry Morton would be rolling in his grave if he could see this.

We give Lindsay Lohan credit for being up front, though. She's not pulling any punches when it comes to being The Hollywood Harlot. If you're going to do everything in sight, you might as well make a little cash off it - and when you've resigned yourself to a life of prostitution, you might as well treat it like the business it is. Plus, she loves her boobs. Why not share?

Lindsay Lohan, Red Hair

Above, we see Lindsay assuming the position for her newest client. This is such a sad sight, in some ways, and yet refreshing in others. At least she isn't disingenuous, or hypocritical like those brats on Laguna Beach who call each other sluts while whoring around themselves. Besides, Lindsay is an equal opportunity philanderer - a little lesbian action is welcomed.

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LINDSAY COME HOME
COME HOME
COME HOME REST-UP
REST-UP
REST-UP I'm afraid ur starting to go dark
(absence of light) AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Dr. M

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

Lindsay Lohan Photo Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

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