Harry Morton would be rolling in his grave if he could see this.
We give Lindsay Lohan credit for being up front, though. She's not pulling any punches when it comes to being The Hollywood Harlot. If you're going to do everything in sight, you might as well make a little cash off it - and when you've resigned yourself to a life of prostitution, you might as well treat it like the business it is. Plus, she loves her boobs. Why not share?
Above, we see Lindsay assuming the position for her newest client. This is such a sad sight, in some ways, and yet refreshing in others. At least she isn't disingenuous, or hypocritical like those brats on Laguna Beach who call each other sluts while whoring around themselves. Besides, Lindsay is an equal opportunity philanderer - a little lesbian action is welcomed.