Lindsay, Ali Lohan Bring You Nauseating Christmas Album

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The wonderful train wreck Lindsay Lohan and her sister, Aliana Lohan (who goes by Ali) are collaborating to bring you a white trash Christmas album, Lohan Holiday.

It features original songs like the title track and "I Like Christmas," as well as classic tunes like "Winter Wonderland" and "Jingle Bells" and a collaboration with Amy Grant for the song "Santa's Reindeer."

The Lovely Lindsay

Wow, and we thought Paris Hilton's CD (which NO ONE BOUGHT) was the worst album of 2006. Move over Paris, you've got underage, sucky company. The barfing Lindsay Lohan pumpkin we showed you yesterday turned out to be more than mere humor -- it's apt foreshadowing of this album, which is bound to make you ill.

Nonetheless, Ali Lohan is excited.

"I want to write songs, like about girls gossiping in my school," Ali Lohan told the New York Daily News. "Girls talk about girls and those girls talk about other girls and those girls talk about the girls who started it. Then they get in a big fight. But I don't get involved with that."

What has Ali Lohan, 12, she learned from her big sister?

"Don't believe rumors. And don't talk about other people!"

What about screwing everyone in sight? Oh well. Suffice it to day, that crazy Dina Lohan did a good job raising her kids. Hopefully, Ali doesn't party quite as hard as her big sis when she reaches her teen years... and hopefully she gets to have a Rumer Willis-like personal bitch assistant, too.

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I like her song all the way around..but the xmas thing just well...SUCKS ROTTEN EGGS!

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God do you know sad you sound saying that you sleep with your dad to 0.o see how you like it i dont think you dont stfu haters your losers.

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Maybe Lindsay is having a sexual affair with her father,
the same as some you people are.

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Dude shes not to young to have a single Connie Talbot is 6 years old .... and she have a single . Eventhough someone dislike them but that isnt the way to INSULT them do you like to be insulted? oh yeah i fink you do... Ewww whats that big spot on top of your body? OH WAIT ITS YOUR FACE EWWWWWWWW
I Guess u weighted like 60 kg wow fat man oops if your a girl im so sorry if ure a shemale...pfft well See do you like the way that i insult you
i dont think u would think that i insulted u
u wont reply back cousez u wont think im a bitch well SORRY
cousez ure a freak pants SO STOP INSULTING PEOPLE OR I WONT STOP FOR U!
Geez how where did u get your maners from...

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Dude shes not to young to have a single Connie Talbot is 6 years old .... and she have a single . Eventhough someone dislike them but that isnt the way to INSULT them do you like to be insulted? oh yeah i fink you do... Ewww whats that big spot on top of your body? OH WAIT ITS YOUR FACE EWWWWWWWW
I Guess u weighted like 60 kg wow fat man oops if your a girl im so sorry if ure a shemale...pfft well See do you like the way that i insult you
i dont think u would think that i insulted u
u wont reply back cousez u wont think im a bitch well SORRY
cousez ure a freak pants SO STOP INSULTING PEOPLE OR I WONT STOP FOR U!
Geez how where did u get your maners from...

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Dude shes not to young to have a single Connie Talbot is 6 years old .... and she have a single . Eventhough someone dislike them but that isnt the way to INSULT them do you like to be insulted? oh yeah i fink you do... Ewww whats that big spot on top of your body? OH WAIT ITS YOUR FACE EWWWWWWWW
I Guess u weighted like 60 kg wow fat man oops if your a girl im so sorry if ure a shemale...pfft well See do you like the way that i insult you
i dont think u would think that i insulted u
u wont reply back cousez u wont think im a bitch well SORRY
cousez ure a freak pants SO STOP INSULTING PEOPLE OR I WONT STOP FOR U!
Geez how where did u get your maners from...

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look people you dont even now Ali Lohan and she is nothing 2 what you make her out 2 be she is lovely girl and back off!!! leave her alone at least Ali has a life un like you all you people do is sit on the computer bitching about all the celebrities and i think that the HATERS are JELAOUS of Ali so just grow up an get a life you have no idea what your talking about look if you dont like Ali and dont have nothing nice to say about her then why do u come on ere then?and Ali says that she will not turn out like Lindsay and Lindsay is gunna help Ali so thats just proves how much you now dont it absoulutelty nothing always supporting the Lohan sisters much luv 2 u both!!!!!.
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aww...poor little sis...geez, you'd think at least one person in that family would be sane. doesn't she have a brother too?? o.O

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LINSDAY YOU ARE SO SEXY. I WANT TO BE LIKE YOU.KISSES

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Pienso que Ali y Lindsay son muy buenas personas y estan bien guapetonas