Lindsay, Ali Lohan Bring You Nauseating Christmas Album
The wonderful train wreck Lindsay Lohan and her sister, Aliana Lohan (who goes by Ali) are collaborating to bring you a white trash Christmas album, Lohan Holiday.
It features original songs like the title track and "I Like Christmas," as well as classic tunes like "Winter Wonderland" and "Jingle Bells" and a collaboration with Amy Grant for the song "Santa's Reindeer."
Wow, and we thought Paris Hilton's CD (which NO ONE BOUGHT) was the worst album of 2006. Move over Paris, you've got underage, sucky company. The barfing Lindsay Lohan pumpkin we showed you yesterday turned out to be more than mere humor -- it's apt foreshadowing of this album, which is bound to make you ill.
Nonetheless, Ali Lohan is excited.
"I want to write songs, like about girls gossiping in my school," Ali Lohan told the New York Daily News. "Girls talk about girls and those girls talk about other girls and those girls talk about the girls who started it. Then they get in a big fight. But I don't get involved with that."
What has Ali Lohan, 12, she learned from her big sister?
"Don't believe rumors. And don't talk about other people!"
What about screwing everyone in sight? Oh well. Suffice it to day, that crazy Dina Lohan did a good job raising her kids. Hopefully, Ali doesn't party quite as hard as her big sis when she reaches her teen years... and hopefully she gets to have a Rumer Willis-like personal bitch assistant, too.
November 21st, 2006 6:52 AM
Euhm.... Les traductions faites avec l'ordinateur ne donnent jamais de bons résultats... Je n'ai rien compris de la dernière partie. Est-ce que quelqu'un l'a relue avant de la publier?
November 25th, 2006 4:27 PM
Thats mean. She's only12. I'd like to ya'll sing??????
November 25th, 2006 4:28 PM
I'd like to hear ya'll sing!!!!
December 6th, 2006 3:14 PM
At the age of 12 any can sing, hello it's called choir!
December 10th, 2006 11:12 AM
Lindsay Loha Sux asses
January 5th, 2007 1:08 PM
ella es una capa y tiene una hermana genial a kien le importa lo q otros digan?
January 30th, 2007 2:17 PM
Pienso que Ali y Lindsay son muy buenas personas y estan bien guapetonas
March 17th, 2007 5:58 AM
LINSDAY YOU ARE SO SEXY. I WANT TO BE LIKE YOU.KISSES
April 1st, 2007 3:36 PM
aww...poor little sis...geez, you'd think at least one person in that family would be sane. doesn't she have a brother too?? o.O
February 4th, 2008 1:08 PM
look people you dont even now Ali Lohan and she is nothing 2 what you make her out 2 be she is lovely girl and back off!!! leave her alone at least Ali has a life un like you all you people do is sit on the computer bitching about all the celebrities and i think that the HATERS are JELAOUS of Ali so just grow up an get a life you have no idea what your talking about look if you dont like Ali and dont have nothing nice to say about her then why do u come on ere then?and Ali says that she will not turn out like Lindsay and Lindsay is gunna help Ali so thats just proves how much you now dont it absoulutelty nothing always supporting the Lohan sisters much luv 2 u both!!!!!.
Bye From Someone