Lindsay, Ali Lohan Bring You Nauseating Christmas Album
The wonderful train wreck Lindsay Lohan and her sister, Aliana Lohan (who goes by Ali) are collaborating to bring you a white trash Christmas album, Lohan Holiday.
It features original songs like the title track and "I Like Christmas," as well as classic tunes like "Winter Wonderland" and "Jingle Bells" and a collaboration with Amy Grant for the song "Santa's Reindeer."
Wow, and we thought Paris Hilton's CD (which NO ONE BOUGHT) was the worst album of 2006. Move over Paris, you've got underage, sucky company. The barfing Lindsay Lohan pumpkin we showed you yesterday turned out to be more than mere humor -- it's apt foreshadowing of this album, which is bound to make you ill.
Nonetheless, Ali Lohan is excited.
"I want to write songs, like about girls gossiping in my school," Ali Lohan told the New York Daily News. "Girls talk about girls and those girls talk about other girls and those girls talk about the girls who started it. Then they get in a big fight. But I don't get involved with that."
What has Ali Lohan, 12, she learned from her big sister?
"Don't believe rumors. And don't talk about other people!"
What about screwing everyone in sight? Oh well. Suffice it to day, that crazy Dina Lohan did a good job raising her kids. Hopefully, Ali doesn't party quite as hard as her big sis when she reaches her teen years... and hopefully she gets to have a Rumer Willis-like personal bitch assistant, too.
November 21st, 2006 6:52 AM
Euhm.... Les traductions faites avec l'ordinateur ne donnent jamais de bons résultats... Je n'ai rien compris de la dernière partie. Est-ce que quelqu'un l'a relue avant de la publier?
November 25th, 2006 4:27 PM
Thats mean. She's only12. I'd like to ya'll sing??????
November 25th, 2006 4:28 PM
I'd like to hear ya'll sing!!!!
December 6th, 2006 3:14 PM
At the age of 12 any can sing, hello it's called choir!
December 10th, 2006 11:12 AM
Lindsay Loha Sux asses
December 17th, 2006 9:30 PM
this underaged twat can stuff her face with my fat cock, then maybe she'll shut the hell up with all of her bullshit nonsense that nobody could give a sideways fuck about... "look at me, i've got a famous sister who fucked walt disney (yeah, even after he's been dead how many years, sick isnt she) and now i think i'm special too, my mom told me i was special, so it must be true. and after i closed my eyes and sucked some magical juice out of a hose for my sisters manager, he said he could get me a cd deal! hooray for me! now i really am special too!"
how about you shut the hell up you conceited bitch and concentrate more on passing middle school than sucking every dick that passes by your ugly face.
January 5th, 2007 1:08 PM
ella es una capa y tiene una hermana genial a kien le importa lo q otros digan?
January 30th, 2007 2:17 PM
Pienso que Ali y Lindsay son muy buenas personas y estan bien guapetonas
March 17th, 2007 5:58 AM
LINSDAY YOU ARE SO SEXY. I WANT TO BE LIKE YOU.KISSES
April 1st, 2007 3:36 PM
aww...poor little sis...geez, you'd think at least one person in that family would be sane. doesn't she have a brother too?? o.O
October 31st, 2007 7:54 AM
Hi
Think Ali should grow up who cares if famous sister Ali said that she wants 2 b like Lindsay wot a DRINK & DRUG ADDICCT!!!!????? Ali should get her head out the clouds who cares if she iz Lindsay lil sister Ali thinkz people r jealous of her who would b jealous of that orange thing Ali has 2 much make up on the looks like a tart i dont Ali she can suck on Lindsay fanny !!!!!! ALI CAN STAY IN NEW YORK LONG ISLAND SHE SHOULD NO EVEN B ERE NO ONE LIKE HER SO STAY THERE & FUCK OFF WIV UR SISTER COZ ALL WE SEE IZ ALI & LINDSAY I AM BIT FED UP THEM EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!1 ARENT U?????!!!!!.
Bye Luv Anna -x-x-x-
February 4th, 2008 1:08 PM
look people you dont even now Ali Lohan and she is nothing 2 what you make her out 2 be she is lovely girl and back off!!! leave her alone at least Ali has a life un like you all you people do is sit on the computer bitching about all the celebrities and i think that the HATERS are JELAOUS of Ali so just grow up an get a life you have no idea what your talking about look if you dont like Ali and dont have nothing nice to say about her then why do u come on ere then?and Ali says that she will not turn out like Lindsay and Lindsay is gunna help Ali so thats just proves how much you now dont it absoulutelty nothing always supporting the Lohan sisters much luv 2 u both!!!!!.
Bye From Someone
July 20th, 2008 1:23 PM
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July 20th, 2008 1:24 PM
Dude shes not to young to have a single Connie Talbot is 6 years old .... and she have a single .
Eventhough someone dislike them but that isnt the way to INSULT them do you like to be insulted?
oh yeah i fink you do...
Ewww whats that big spot on top of your body?
OH WAIT ITS YOUR FACE EWWWWWWWW
I Guess u weighted like 60 kg wow fat man oops if your a girl im so sorry if ure a shemale...pfft well
See do you like the way that i insult you
i dont think u would think that i insulted u
u wont reply back cousez u wont think im a bitch well SORRY
cousez ure a freak pants
SO STOP INSULTING PEOPLE OR I WONT STOP FOR U!
Geez how where did u get your maners from...
July 20th, 2008 1:24 PM
Dude shes not to young to have a single Connie Talbot is 6 years old .... and she have a single .
Eventhough someone dislike them but that isnt the way to INSULT them do you like to be insulted?
oh yeah i fink you do...
Ewww whats that big spot on top of your body?
OH WAIT ITS YOUR FACE EWWWWWWWW
I Guess u weighted like 60 kg wow fat man oops if your a girl im so sorry if ure a shemale...pfft well
See do you like the way that i insult you
i dont think u would think that i insulted u
u wont reply back cousez u wont think im a bitch well SORRY
cousez ure a freak pants
SO STOP INSULTING PEOPLE OR I WONT STOP FOR U!
Geez how where did u get your maners from...