Larry Birkhead, Actual Anna Nicole Smith Baby's Daddy, Hangs with Goofy, Speaks Up

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Thank goodness for the Internet. It allows us to provide fans with Hollywood gossip at all times.

It allows Travis Barker to react to a divorce party thrown by his ex-wife, Shanna Moakler.

Up Yours, Larry!

And now it's allowed Larry Birkhead, the probably father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter, to speak out against his former lover and for his current child.

In a statement posted on Larrybirkhead.net, the disgruntled papa blasts the Anna Nicole: "I constantly wonder what kind of person would steal a child from another. I thought at first maybe because your brother was taken from your mom was the reason, but then I realized she started planning on keeping you from me all the way back in May."

Birkhead also talked directly to the infant Dannielynn, claiming he tried to go to Disneyland to cheer himself up, but the trip backfired.

"I couldn't help but thinking, after seeing all of the kids, what it would be like to take you there one day."

We hope justice falls your way, Larry. But a word of advice: if you do end up with custody of Dannielynn, do NOT buy her the Ali Lohan holiday album for Christmas.

We're just sayin.

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