Or anyone's. But at least the T.H. Gossip staff and most adult humans have the motor skills to turn that $h!t down when it comes on... and the intelligence not to buy it in the first place. But pity poor Sean Preston Federline. Pity him indeed.
The first-born son of Britney Spears can't contain himself when his estranged dad's new album, Playing With Fire, pulsates through the speakers. This is partially due to the heartbreak of his loving mommy divorcing Kevin Federline, but mostly because the music is simply terrible. Seriously, earplug manufacturers cannot crank those things out fast enough.
Yes, his father is a disgrace, and Preston (as Brit calls him) can't help but let out a good cry. It tends to make him feel better during trying times. Aspiring rapper? Come on. Even lil' Sean P. knows K-Fed ain't no got game, b!tchez. Luckily, Sean's little bro, Jayden James, was at home in da crib, and not subjected to similar torture.