Look, just because she's 15 doesn't mean that JoJo isn't allowed in night clubs, ok?!?
Wait, it does? Oh. Our bad.
The singer, who caused a mini-scandal in October when she was spotted at L.A.'s Hyde Lounge, recently defended her trip there. Without confirming rumors of a Jessica Biel/Derek Jeter dance floor pairing, JoJo said:
"I didn't know it was 21 and over ... It's a freakin' restaurant and I was there with my mom and two other underage friends. I had milk and cookies! I wasn't drinking alcohol."
Of course, they were magic cookies, the kind Pete Doherty eats. And the milk was 2%. But neither of those possibly untrue facts means that the child will be visiting Hyde again:
"It's not really my thing. I just dipped my toes (in the scene)."
Meanwhile, the singer (real name: Joanna Levesque) turns 16 on December 20 and still won't be able to legally imbibe for five years. But that hasn't stopped her from landing a top-10 hit with "Too Little Too Late."
There's just no telling where we'll see JoJo - or Ali Lohan - next. But someone may wanna check Wilder Valderrama's bedroom.