Jessica Simpson: Going Downhill In a Hurry

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Jessica Simpson has seen better days.

Namely, any day other than this one.

Air Head

According to numerous gossip columnists, the "actress" and "singer" has been claiming that her failed romance with John Mayer was "crushing."

Poor thing. As usual, Jessica is the victim. Never mind the fact that she's the one who filed for, and initiated, the divorce with Nick Lachey. Now we are supposed to feel bad for her and how hard it is to move on.

Boo f*%king hoo. It looks to T.H. Gossip not like a sob story, but more like "drama queen falls apart without guy," and "sister of plastic-surgery addict Ashlee Simpson struggles to stay in spotlight while spiraling into obscurity."

Regardless, this picture of Jessica is rough as all hell. Take a look at this fine gallery of Jessica Simpson pictures to observe our girl's recent transformation from bombshell to train wreck.

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I ALWAYS said this chick looked like a man, and this pic PROVES it. She's got a massive moosejaw with a seriously screwed up mouth that seems to be getting crazier looking each week. She's also got a short, wrinkled up forehead. What do freaks see in this goofy bitch?! Just listening to her talk irritates the hell out of me.

Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson
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