A couple months ago, John Mayer gave an interview in which he denounced rumors of dating a certain less than genius-like blonde singer.
Then, however, rumors of a secret rendezvous with Jessica Simpson and her gigantic breasts began to make the rounds. Now?
The secret may be out.
The couple met up for an hour-long lunch at Paradise Cove Beach CafÃ© in Malibu, California, on November 12. Actual people saw them there and reported the details.
"She didn't eat much," a witness saidys. "She drank double vodka cranberries. When they got up, Jessica was rubbing his back. You could definitely tell they were on a date."
Mayer apparently left a $40 tip on the $100 bill. Hearing this news in New York, Nick Lachey went ahead and left a $60 tip on a $12 bill.
Friends of both celebs are finally talking openly about the relationship. They're just not giving their names.
"She's taking her time with it," a Simpson pal said.
"It's a flirtation," a Mayer buddy added. "I wouldn't call it full-on dating, but there is a fondness. He doesn't like the attention, but he likes her. He wants to avoid the public scrutiny of last time."
He probably doesn't want to avoid those mammoth Jessica Simpson boobs, however. We hear Mayer has a fondness for them.