Jessica Simpson and John Mayer: It's So Back On

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A couple months ago, John Mayer gave an interview in which he denounced rumors of dating a certain less than genius-like blonde singer.

Then, however, rumors of a secret rendezvous with Jessica Simpson and her gigantic breasts began to make the rounds. Now?

GIVE ME FOOD!

The secret may be out.

The couple met up for an hour-long lunch at Paradise Cove Beach Café in Malibu, California, on November 12. Actual people saw them there and reported the details.

"She didn't eat much," a witness saidys. "She drank double vodka cranberries. When they got up, Jessica was rubbing his back. You could definitely tell they were on a date."

Mayer apparently left a $40 tip on the $100 bill. Hearing this news in New York, Nick Lachey went ahead and left a $60 tip on a $12 bill.

Friends of both celebs are finally talking openly about the relationship. They're just not giving their names.

"She's taking her time with it," a Simpson pal said.

"It's a flirtation," a Mayer buddy added. "I wouldn't call it full-on dating, but there is a fondness. He doesn't like the attention, but he likes her. He wants to avoid the public scrutiny of last time."

He probably doesn't want to avoid those mammoth Jessica Simpson boobs, however. We hear Mayer has a fondness for them.

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its just a preminition but I think that Jessica is going to ruin what John has worked so hard to build of a music career. I thought that he was intellegent, maybe I am wrong. Is she really worth loosing his career and fan base over. Is it worth loosing everything over this woman. I have no doubt that Jess is a nice sweet person, and no I dont know what she's like behind the scenes and cameras, but she seems really oversheltered, empty, boring, too dependent, damsil in distress. she needs herself a boring person like herself...not John Mayer....John wake up before you both ruin each other...

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i hope john can get along with joe simpson if not he is out of there. i do not think no man will tolerate what nick had to go through and no man will actually love jess like nick did. i am so happy nick has found love, he is a down to eath guy. jessica is a spoiled brat that does not understand life. jessica 's fame is almost gone, thank god.

Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson