Yes, it's true. Apparently Britney Spears really doesn't want K-Fed feeding off her anymore, and justifiably so. That guy sucks ass! As a result, she's reportedly going to be offering up the first adorable little Jayden James Federline pictures for free.
Why does this matter? Because we have no lives. And because by doing so, Brit will avoid triggering a little-known clause in the couple's prenuptial agreement that guarantees K-Fed receives get a portion of any proceeds from selling pics of their kids.
The perpetually pregnant pop princess has decided to offer the pictures free, but not to the usual outlet for her photos, People. Instead, she'd like to follow in TomKat's footsteps and get them into a more high-brow monthly or bimonthly publication.
Oh, those wonderful Suri Cruise pictures. How we miss thee, you little Asian cutie.
People, for its part, says it would be "more than happy" to have the pictures of Jayden James. So would T.H. Gossip, Brit, if you change your mind. Screw high-brow. This divorce is already getting ugly. And the real classy girls wanna go low-brow to begin with.
Meanwhile, according to several ticketing websites, two Kevin Federline concerts in Cleveland and Atlantic City, N.J., have been cancelled. The gigs in Federline's native Southern California are still good to go, but they're not scheduled until just before Thanksgiving.
You go girl. Stick it to him. TEAM BRITNEY!