We love Peter Sarsgaard. But the actor has a long way to go until he catches up with Flavor Flav in the baby-making department.
While Sarsgaard and Maggie Gyllenhaal welcomed their first child into the world recently, Flavor is expecting his seventh kid in the near future - but NOT with Deelishis, the supposed winner of his heart on the reality show, Flavor of Love this season.
"Flav has confirmed this and Deelishis is aware that after things did not work with the season-one winner, Flav conceived a child with a woman he had been dating on and off," the rapper's manager says.
The manager declined to provide additional details. It seems likely, however, that this love child may look stranger than Suri Cruise.
Flav first broke the news on radio's Tom Joyner Morning Show. He still loves Deelishis, he said, and the baby's mother is not "a Flavor of Love lady." We're gonna assume this discounts Lindsay Lohan - because she's EVERYone's flavor of the month, right?
Flav said he wants 10 children overall and "one thing I will never do is deny any of my kids."
Deny them the chance to be normal, we assume he means.
Asked if he would marry the woman, who Flav described only as a "shorty in Las Vegas," the rapper said, "I'm not marrying anybody. I'm too young to die."
The recently-separated Reese Witherspoon can probably now relate to this sentiment. Kind of.
Asked in September to describe his dream girl, Flav told People magazine:
"I want a girl who looks good when she wakes up in the morning. We could take her face and dip it in dough and she'll make some nice face cookies. Some girls wake up, man, you could put their face in dough and you'll get a gorilla cookie, for real!"
Meanwhile, other girls named Nicole Richie vomit at the word "cookies."