Exclusive: How Anna Nicole Smith Jumped the Bones of Howard K. Stern

 
Give Anna Nicole Smith credit.

When the buxomy blonde wants a man, she goes on the attack. It's like the can smell the money love.

"I wanted more than a lawyer relationship, and then started kind of flirting with [Howard K. Stern] and we kind of got it on," Smith says in an interview with Entertainment Tonight. "I just kind of attacked him and that was it. I kissed him first. He was the shy one."

Maybe, Anna, he was intimidated by your GIGANTIC BOOBS. Or your similarities to the anti-christ.

Eventually, however, Smith wore him down because the two exchanged vows in a commitment ceremony on September 28. They're also pretending that Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern is Howard's kid.

Isn't that adorable?

The couple has also been criticized for holding the ceremony so soon after the Sept.ember10 death of Smith's 20-year-old son Daniel, but Stern says the goal was to help Smith deal with her grief and fear of loneliness.

"For anybody to try and judge us and to try and say we're doing what's right or what's wrong, there's no way for anybody to understand what Anna was going through when Daniel passed," he says.

Smith's response to critics? "Don't worry about us. Worry about your own self."

Anna was then seen reading an article about possible future riches for Ryan Phillippe and jotting down his phone number. Look out, Ry.