What does a fiery crotch do when it's used up every guy on the planet? Turn to the fairer gender, of course.
It was only a matter of time before Lindsay Lohan realized she could lock lips - and other body part - with women. Run and hide now, ladies - there's no way fashion designer Donna Karan is the final female to experience Lindsay's skanky wrath.
Lohan is probably more desperate than ever now that news is surfacing of ex-boyfriend Harry Morton spending a night with her sworn enemy. No, not self-respect.
We're talking about Paris Hilton.
If this pair really is knocking boots, we almost feel bad for Lindsay. And for Nicky Hilton. As the ultimate act of vengence, Paris' sister is probably next on Lohan's lesbian tour.