Deep Thoughts, By Paris Hilton

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A few weeks back, we took a look inside the brain of a poor, pathetic pooch practically being tortured by Paris Hilton. The other day, we showed you exactly what Paris Hilton's pussy was thinking. Now, it's time we got a glimpse of what goes on in the very small, one-track mind of the hotel heiress herself.

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Yes. While she feigns interest at her canine companion, who chows down on some sort of beef or pork product, Paris can't keep her mind out of the gutter -- and how she wouldn't mind being porked by that beefcake Stavros Niarchos.

But alas. While Paris and the Greek God of Poontang may have had a thing going in the past, he's nowhere to be found on this day. Nor is her "#2 Option," Travis Barker. No, sadly, Paris and her pup remain alone, deep in thought.

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Hay its my pups chewys twin bro ,,,I'd relly like to meet her in rell life ,,,!

Paris Hilton Biography

Ho Train On Us Weekly Cover Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
Born
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New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]
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