Celebrity Look-Alikes, Vol. 14

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Actress Cate Blanchett is very fair-skinned, classically beautiful, and almost angelic looking. How ironic, then, that we would compare her to Satan. Yes, we are convinced that somewhere, Cate and Heather Mills have similar appearances, even if this photographic evidence doesn't fully support it. Think about it... and check it out:

 

Heather Mills' Bad Hair

Of course, the similarities between these two go so far (it's not exactly like Suri Cruise and Bjork here). Nothing can touch that comparison.

And besides, you'll never see Cate getting railed senseless in any sort of soft-core, "instructional sex tapes." Or trying to bilk $400,000,000 out of her soon-to-be ex-husband, a guy who's gonna be in a nursing home before long. Man. No wonder Stella McCartney wants to kill that b!tch Heather.

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Cate Blanchett's an idiot for saying why be with younger men. What if it just happens. For heaven's sake! I mean outside of a "looking for it" context. Her generalization is silly in the extreme either way. She's stereotyping the acceptable image (archetype) of the older man/younger woman while dismissing that it could exist genuinely and beautifully honestly the other way round. I never thought an Australian actor would come across so superficial. Well ther ya go. And... Bulldust to ya Cate.

Heather Mills Biography

Ugly Hair Heather Mills loves money and attention. She married Paul McCartney and then divorced him in order to rake in the millions. An activist... More »
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Heather Mills Quotes

I am trying to move on, spend time with my daughter and get on with my charitable work. It's been a terrible period for everyone.

Heather Mills

The public adore me... I haven't got a bad word to say about Paul... men are falling over themselves to ask me out... my only interest in life is helping others.

Heather Mills
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