Yesssssss! Britney Spears to Divorce Kevin Federline
Britney Spears has filed a petition for divorce from Kevin Federline.
That's right, it's happening! The T.H. Gossip staff -- particularly its members with the screen name Free Britney -- are in a state of shock. And have already (as a tribute to our beleaguered boy Snoop Dogg) broken out the champagne and the motherf&*king condoms.
The sleuths at TMZ.com obtained the legal papers, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences."
In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston Federline and two-month old Jayden James Federline, with K-Fed getting visitation rights.
As for money, the couple has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. That deadbeat K-Fed couldn't be counted on to support jack. But hey, he's been playing with fire all his life. Cut him a break!
Britney Spears has also asked the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees, according to the report. She gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible, revamped, soon-to-be single physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman's late night talk show.
Sources say there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug on her marriage with the dirtbag, but rather, it was "a string of events."
THG NOTE: By "string of events" these source surely mean "the agony of having to wake up every morning next to f%*king Kevin Federline."
Spears has hired powerhouse celebrity divorce lawyer Laura Wasser, who has repped a number of celebs, including Angelina Jolie, Nick Lachey and Kiefer Sutherland. We're told Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe asked Wasser to rep both of them in their split, but Wasser declined for personal reasons.
We'll be following the Britney Spears divorce as it develops, you can be sure about that. Here's a sneak peak at the official paperwork:
November 7th, 2006 8:59 PM
finally..good luck for britney.
November 7th, 2006 9:07 PM
Thank God!!! I was wondering (with the rest of the world) when she would wise up. It's too bad she has 2 kids with WANNABE!!!!
November 8th, 2006 12:13 PM
Brit, it's a tough thing to go thru a divorce, i'm sure,but just imagine all these people, all over the Globe are supporting YOU. K-Puke is nothing without you, and he doesn't desrve you. No one wanted you to take the back seat while he tried to make a career for himself. I won't begrudge him for trying, but he totally sucks as a rapper, in fact, he would never have even had those opportnties present themself if people had not been out to help support you.
good Luck, We know more good things will come now that your image just shot back up a quit a few notches. Go Girl.
November 15th, 2006 9:31 PM
I wouldn't let my young daughter watch Britney on TV or listen to her music since she is such a horrible role model for girls. It doesn't surprise me at all that she's getting divorced. It will be the first of many divorces that she will face in her lifetime.
November 25th, 2006 12:28 PM
Britney... You have two beautiful children, your family,, your health and indescribable wealth and adoration. People will scratch their heads as to why you ever gave KF a chance. Alas, you are human. The stone throwers all have their own embarssing regrets; we are just not privy to these and don't care. Gratitude is riches, comlaint is poverty. Your life has just begun! You radiate!
March 6th, 2007 4:40 PM
Why oh Why cant everyone worry about themself and leave britany alone.maybe if everyone read about her and did not stick y=there nose into her bussiness maybe she would straiten up.britany just got caught up in the wrong crowd. and she will straiten everything out. she loves her boys but what good is she to them if she dont get help. and why cant kevin help her threw this and where is her ex justin who said he would always be there for her as a friend ya see just another fraze of back stabbing people thats whats wrong with this world.
April 8th, 2007 9:15 PM
Either Now Or Never
He's recently "met" her and he's very impressed
And now he can't forget her among all of the rest
He's read her profile in the personals on the internet
He wants to introduce himself-he's ready to go…he's set!
What's the very first thing he should say to her?
Say something like…"You've got a very pretty face!"
But maybe perhaps she's heard that all before
And now he's starting to feel a little out of place
It's obvious if he doesn't ask her
He won't know if she's seeing someone
And if she's the woman he wants to meet and get to know
It's Either Now Or Never or their hearts won't become one
What's the worst that could possibly happen
If he actually reaches out to her?
'Cause it's Either Now Or Never together
And remain silent and continue to wish they were
As time keeps ticking by he has thought of a way
To ask her just what he really wants to say
The words are written and it's what he'll have to send
If he at the very least wants to become her friend
Now the time has come for the moment of truth
And his decision is what he now has to make
Will her response to his question be something
That fills him with joy or makes his heart begin to break?
Are they going to chat for more than just a while?
And then she'll say, "You turned my frown into a smile!"
Is she going to be like others in his past
And say, "Add me to your friends' list!" but they don't last?
Lyrics by S. Gustafski
Either Now Or Never
© 2005 S. Gustafski's Songs, Ltd.
April 11th, 2007 9:49 AM
Brit, it's a tough thing to go thru a divorce, i'm sure,but just imagine all these people, all over the Globe are supporting YOU. K-Puke is nothing without you, and he doesn't desrve you. No one wanted you to take the back seat while he tried to make a career for himself. I won't begrudge him for trying, but he totally sucks as a rapper, in fact, he would never have even had those opportnties present themself if people had not been out to help support you.
good Luck, We know more good things will come now that your image just shot back up a quit a few notches. Just get better soon we need you and so do you'r Kids Just keep up what your doing and just get better!
June 10th, 2007 3:10 AM
HI HO ARE YOU. DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT WHEN ME IF HOT IT IS OK ?
November 7th, 2007 10:41 AM
SHES A DIK I HATE HER