In preparing for the American Music Awards recently, Nicole Richie realized that she not only lacks any semblance of talent, and Rachel Zoe, and a career, but a hot body as well. This is what starving one's self will do to you.
Fortunately, her BFF, Paris Hilton, is also the new BFF of a bootylicious babe with assets to spare. The newly single (and awfully buxom) Britney Spears really came through for Nicole in this case by lending her some of her prized assets.
Seriously, if you squint really hard, you can kind of imagine Nicole Richie with a sultry, Britney Spears-like body. But then when you take a closer look, she's still alien-like. Sigh. Maybe next time she can beg Britney to loan her a cheeseburger.