Britney Spears celebrated the announcement of her forthcoming divorce by skating with a friend yesterday (right), which is appropriate, because her marriage has been on thin ice for years.
God, that was lame.
Friends close to Spears and that jackass Kevin Federline weren't surprised that Spears filed the paperwork for divorce on Tuesday in L.A. County Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." Sources say the couple had a final blowout last week that pushed their marriage to the breaking point.
At K-Fed's album release party at club Xenii in Los Angeles on October 31, the much-maligned couple, sources say, had an explosive argument.
While Kevin Federline worked the crowd (which we have to guess consisted of approximately 13 fans), Britney Spears hid in an upstairs dressing room.
Then, before Halloween night was officially over, the pop princess, dressed in a black minidress and barefoot, made her dramatic exit.
"She ran down the stairs crying and stormed out. Her eyes were swollen and her eyeliner was smudged. She looked like a complete mess," a witness said.
THG NOTE: We would actually say that in most Britney Spears pictures taken since she got together with K-Fed, the singer could be qualified as a complete mess. But whatever.
In any event, Federline didn't run after his wife. Instead, he stayed at the party, at one point proclaiming into the mic, "Ladies! I love you!"
Class.
Matters remained unresolved by the time the couple headed east (Spears even postponed her NYC arrival by one day), and the too-sexy-to-file-a-defamtion-suit pop star was spotted welling up in public again on November 2 while having dinner with a male friend at Library, her hotel's restaurant.
"She cried on and off the whole meal," an onlooker said.
What else happened that caused the new mother of Jayden James Federline to initiate divorce proceedings? How did the couple end up in separate hotels? Why didn't Britney show up to Kevin's concert in NYC on November 4? What was the argument that kept resurfacing?
Our guess is that it involved K-Fed being a complete waste of space, but that's just one theory. You can read more in Us Weekly, which features Brit on its cover this week. See below. In the meantime, you can bet T.H. Gossip will be digging around and seeing what else our spies can unearth.
 
Share
4 Comments
November 8th, 2006 12:19 PM
Ok, I'll be the first to comment, K, We are FED up with you too. Better go get yourself a real job, afterall, you got 4 abies to feed now, and it looks like your credit line just went bust.
Do you really think the public will even put up with you anymore now that you are Not Mrs. Brittany Spears?
We belive you single handedly brought down your pop star wife simply by marrying her. Now, her image will be restored and you, well, that should be fun to watch.
November 8th, 2006 12:55 PM
BRITNEY THREATENED BY MAFIA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
November 8th, 2006 4:10 PM
That is what she gets acting like she didn't know that man had a family and baby on the way when she decided to sweep him off his lame ass feet and start jet setting around the world. Now look her kids are going to be going threw the same thing Shar's kids are what a damn shame to bad money can't by brains
January 23rd, 2008 12:44 PM
britney... think of ur kids before urself and dont be so stupid...k-fed i dont like u but u r a better father to the kids than britney is a mother but take care of them. britney u need to give k-fed the reins and let him have the kids cause ur not so good at being a mother ...u actually suck at it so grow up and bye!