Brangelina Wax Wedding is Called Off

For the record: Ellen Pompeo really is getting married to Chris Ivery.

We make this point because sometimes marriages are arranged between wax figures, not human beings. Such was the case between the amazing Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

The faux pair were going to be married Wednesday during a wedding at Madame Tussaud's Museum of Wax in Las Vegas. Seriously. However, reps for Brangelina called the absurd stunt off.

While the actual couple was visiting orphanages in India, Pitt's rep, Cindy Guagenti, said:

"I personally found it a little odd that they were re-creating a wedding that never really happened."

Gee, think so? Meanwhile, the wax George Clooney was slated to be the best man, while witnesses and guests would've included Liberace, John Wayne, and Ben Affleck - the fake ones, we assume.

Anyway. We're glad the wedding didn't happen. It wouldn't been heart-breaking when the fake Pitt had an affair with the wax Abbie Cornish.