Ashlee Simpson Back in L.A., Still Worthless

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Earlier today, we documented just how terrible the poor, heartbroken Jessica Simpson is looking. We cried. We really did. No we didn't.

At least Jess can take solace in the fact that her younger, less talented and less hot sister, Ashlee Simpson, isn't looking much better.

Nice Lingerie

The lip-synching plastic surgery junkie hoe is back home following a five-week stint in London's West End production of the musical Chicago, which she somehow was asked to be in. We're still trying to figure that one out.

She apparently wasted little time getting right back into the party scene Monday, chilling with Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz. Though she looks really bored and out of it. Memo to this Wentz guy: make your move. She's easy and unintelligent. Nick Carter would tell you as much.

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alright you refer to pete as that wentz guy? no no no he is a god do not let me catch you calling him that again!

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I love the line "lip-synching plastic surgery junkie hoe"... it cracked me up. I admit, i used to like her... but now i agree with that line 100%. && Stfu Laura... his job is important... obviously... your reading his working, DUMBASS. =]

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WTF, Okay, so Ashlee lip-synched. What's your point, it was forever ago! Let it GO! And another thing... Ashlee may have lip-synched, but working in the "hollywood gossip/tabloid" industry, you do the same thing. You lie, and stretch the truth, and make people feel HORRIBLE about themselves. People can only be who they are, and if you don't like the person, then just let it go. Don't compare her to her sister either. They are two different people!!!

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Pete don't go for her!! She is a total fake and if you go out with her, you will lose fans. Because not that many people like her, her singing, or her acting.

Ashlee Simpson Biography

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz Oh, Ashlee Simpson, ye of little worth. She is Jessica's annoying, less hot, talentless, plastic surgery-loving little sister. Woo! Yup,... More »
Born
Birthplace
Dallas, Texas
Full Name
Ashlee Nicole Simpson-Wentz

Ashlee Simpson Quotes

I didn't know I'd be getting married right now, but I'm so happy to be! I'm a lucky girl.

Ashlee Simpson

Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something?

Ashlee Simpson [avoiding pregnancy questions]