Anna Nicole Smith Still Very Much in the Dark

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You have to love a story like this. Not only is she in the dark in the figurative sense, as she is thoroughly devoid of brain cells, but the electricity in Anna Nicole Smith's house has actually been shut off.

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Sorry, we're still not over it.

Apparently Anna Nicole has lost her appeal (again, literally, not in terms of her sexiness or other redeeming qualities) and the power company that has left her in the dark is content to keep it that way. And God bless them for it.

As first reported Monday by TMZ, Ben Thompson, Anna's former fling who owns the home where she's living, turned off the power after Anna and her huge breasts refused to pay for staying there. Smith's lawyers proceeded to go ape$h!t and the power company quickly gave her a reprieve.

But Ben meant business and the lights are now officially off.

The mother of Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern is still inside the house, which ironically has worked to her benefit. The police showed up yesterday to serve her with a second eviction notice -- and couldn't get in because the electric gate wouldn't budge!

You know what they say: Every dark cloud has its silver lining. And you know what else they say: Every love triangle with Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern has its bastard love child and coincides with the death of the woman's 20-year-old son.

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Eighteen months later, this headline remains very true...

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cALL ME BEN..OR EMAIL ME..GOT ALOT OF THINGS UP MY SLEEVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Forgot to add Ben...Hope you stopped paying for the Nannies and whatever else you provided for those 2 creeps !! Stop payments to anything and everything that u set up for them ! OMG, I'm laughing so hard !! Good work Ben !

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Hey Ben !!! Congratulations on a job well done !! Keep it up !! You've got to get those despicable freeloaders out of there !! If u can't get thru the gates because the electric is off, you can always get a ladder and jump down !! but the doorbell probably won't ring either, so knock on the windows or something !! LOL !! Go Ben Go !!! I wish I could be there with you on this one !!!!!!!!!!!! Cher

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LOL !!!! If the electric is turned off, doesn't that also affect the hot water tank...like no HOT SHOWERS !! Like no HOT WATER !! Like NO TV ! NO RADIO! Anna and "THE THING " are 2 despicable, dishonet, unappreciative, shallow minded, freeloading criminals...They have both lied on National TV and the thing is that Everyone knows it and they keep it up !!
How Ignorant can 2 people be ???!!!! That Pecker Face that she lives with, is going to do them in....he is no good....he gives Attorneys a real bad taste in the mouth !!! Anna ought to watch her back, he did away with her son, and she may be next on his "HIT LIST" !!!!!!!!!!!!

Anna Nicole Smith Biography

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