We are trying really hard to think of a good reason to post one of the Eva Longoria pictures we came across in Entertainment Weekly. But it's just not happening.

Yes, we'd love to tell you that she is driving a wedge between lovers and dancing partners Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff, or that she has decided to get freaky with Beyonce on screen after all. But alas, neither story has legs (unlike Eva)!

No, Eva and Beyonce are keeping it platonic, and Longoria is not dating the former Saved By the Bell star, and as far as we can tell, Mario and Karina are grateful for one another.

That leaves us with jack, but seriously now, who needs a reason to appreciate this hottie? Exactly. Just gaze in bewilderment at the talented Desperate Housewives star and stew in your abject jealous of Tony Parker.