Almost Nude Penelope Cruz Pictures Far From Unattractive; Matthew McConaughey Sanity Questioned

Gulp.

What were you thinking, Matthew McConaughey?

You may have turned down an immoral threesome recently - but you also turned down Penelope Cruz a little while ago.

And have you seen the actress recently?!?

T.H. Gossip has. Not in person, sadly. But at least we've seen Cruz as the model for the 2007 Pirelli calendar.

She joins the ranks of Heidi Klum, Amy Smart and Kate Moss as those that have posed in the pages of this well-known beauty calendar. And, dare we say, Cruz more than holds her own.

She holds the attention of any warm-blooded male. Enjoy.