al-Qaeda Sends Threats to Brangelina

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Lindsay Lohan, you better get over to Iraq quickly. Maybe the enemy will put you in its sights instead.

Right now, reports state that al-Qaeda is threating a far more beautiful and charitable target: Brangelina.

An Angelina and Brad Picture

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been shooting the film A Mighty Heart, based on the life of Daniel Pearl, the Wall Street Journal reporter who was killed at the hands of al-Qaeda militants in Pakistan in 2002. Evidently, terrorist losers dont 't like that.

British security experts were flown to Pune earlier this week, after being alerted by neigbouring Pakistan that the couple might be targeted due to the political nature of the film.

After assessing the inputs on from various intelligence agencies, India has provided the couple with Y category security while in Pune, Intelligence Bureau sources said in New Delhi on Thursday. That's a lot tighter security than Laguna Beach sluts place on their special areas.

In the movie, Jolie plays the role of Mariane, the widow of Pearl, who was working on a story on Islamic militancy at the time he was kidnapped. Actor Dan Futtermann will play the role of Daniel. Pitt, 43, makes a cameo in the film.

The Hollywood Gossip obviously wishes safe working conditions for everyone on set. We'd be willing to ship over Whitney Houston if it would distract Osama bin Laden from homicidal rage.

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