Oprah Winfrey has morphed into a middle-aged white woman.
So claims 50 Cent, the rap star who has been shot more times than he can count. Yes, we know it's only nine. We're saying the moron can't count to nine.
Fiddy contends that Oprah caters to the needs of whites more than she does her black sisters, and accused the talk show mogul of being an Oreo â€" black outside, white inside â€" in an interview in the January issue of Elle.
The rapper, who was recently busted for driving with no car insurance, is pissed because the Queen of All Media "started out with black women's views but has been catering to middle-aged white American women for so long that she's become one herself."
Along with Ice Cube and other rappers, 50 has previously taken shots at The Big O for not having rap artists as guests on her show. Oprah has sharply criticized rappers for their "hateful" and degrading lyrics and says she won't host them on her program for that reason.
Um, 50? Most rappers are hateful. We know you and The Game made up and all, but not before countless acts (and even more threats) of violence. Idiot. Oprah, meanwhile, advocates charity and compassion for the less fortunate. We do wish 50 would appear on Oprah's show, though, yo, just so we could hear the following discussion:
OPRAH: "Tell us about your latest album."
50: "You got a problem? Pop off, n!gga. G-G-G-G-G-Unit!"
Just to add fuel to 50's fire, O just bought a new pad on one of Chicago's most exclusive blocks, where thugs of his ilk would probably be locked up if they drove through. We tried to reach 50 for comment, but he was most likely in Da Club, rollin' 20 deep and so forth.