The concept of a Jessica Simpson sex tape streaming live over the Internets is enough to millions upon millions of men excited (sick bastards). Not to mention add to the already considerable wealth of celebrity porn broker god David Hans Schmidt.

But it's Jessica herself who's getting the most riled up. As she said when the story broke yesterday, she's upset that the terms "Jessica Simpson" and "sex tape" are being used in the same sentence. Is that because she's just offended at the thought, or because it's real, it's raw, and it's kinky -- and she's petrified it'll actually get out?!

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Who's the mysterious putz in this picture of Britney Spears? It's Brandon Davis! The professional partygoer and oil heir hung out with our girl last night in Los Angeles.

Guess with Paris Hilton nowhere in sight, Britney had to settle for a D-list sidekick. The pop star train wreck chilled at the Roosevelt Hotel yesterday, and while there were (thankfully) no nude Britney Spears pictures to be had, she brought a long a particularly pathetic posse fronted by none other than Brandon Davis. See below:

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See, Britney? It's not so hard to put on underwear.

Just take a cue from one of your biggest fans, Pink. This chick can be freaky and abrasive and flat-out nuts, but she left dinner in London the other night with her class intact. A crafty photographer snuck up on Pink to attempt a crotch shot, but she thwarted him - by dressing herself in appropriate fashion prior to going out.

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Based on this picture of a pregnant Kim Porter, it's safe to assume she wasn't dancing on any tables during her baby shower last week.

The girlfriend of Diddy - and soon-to-be mother of his twin girls - probably has trouble just watching a DVD of Dirty Dancing over her huge stomach these days. At least we would imagine so. No one at T.H. Gossip has ever been pregnant.

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It's only been a month since Nicole Richie announced she was seeking treatment for her inability to gain weight, and friends are noticing no difference at all already noticing a difference, People reports.

"She has (put on) at least five pounds," says a source close to the actress. "She wants to prove she's trying to change."

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