We Heart Boobs (and Simpson Sisters)!

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We really do. There's just no denying it. So you can bet your D-cups that you're gonna hear about it when we come across a pair of pictures showcasing some sweet, singing sisters' significant, supple assets. They're both motorboat-worthy, but who wins the cleavage title among Joe Simpson's talentless, yet uber-famous spawn? You be the judge.

Pregnant Jessica Simpson Picture

As you can see, Jessica Simpson's chest is ample. It has been for some time. When she burst on the music scene with her assortment of bad songs and revealing outfits back in the late 1990s, we were hooked immediately. Ah, it's like it was yesterday. Look at those headlights! Damn, that dick John Mayer is a lucky, lucky man.

But that's not to say that Ashlee Simpson, her little sister, hasn't come a long way in this field. She may not be able to sing even her own awful rock songs, or contribute anything to society, but you can bet your ass that she'll get the plastic surgery to set herself up with a killer body. See what you're missing, Braxton Olita? It's like she's teasing you!

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If only something could be done about Jessica's man-ish jawline.

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i think that boobs is beautiful ASHLEE. love ya

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solo quiero decir que adoro a ashlee por su forma de ser,por su belleza y porque simple mente se me hace la mejor persona del planeta....y es en serio soy su fan #1 y mi sueño es conocerla algun dia...pero mientras tanto me conformo con escuchar sus canciones todos los dias y estar al tanto de todo sobre ella en internet....!I LOVE YOU ASHLEE!

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I,ve bin listin to jessica songs and its like i know her hows she,s feeling strange but true
Jessica ik know that your not inlove but a l little bit goes a long way suga xx

Ashlee Simpson Biography

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz Oh, Ashlee Simpson, ye of little worth. She is Jessica's annoying, less hot, talentless, plastic surgery-loving little sister. Woo! Yup,... More »
Born
Birthplace
Dallas, Texas
Full Name
Ashlee Nicole Simpson-Wentz

Ashlee Simpson Quotes

I didn't know I'd be getting married right now, but I'm so happy to be! I'm a lucky girl.

Ashlee Simpson

Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something?

Ashlee Simpson [avoiding pregnancy questions]