We Heart Boobs (and Simpson Sisters)!

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We really do. There's just no denying it. So you can bet your D-cups that you're gonna hear about it when we come across a pair of pictures showcasing some sweet, singing sisters' significant, supple assets. They're both motorboat-worthy, but who wins the cleavage title among Joe Simpson's talentless, yet uber-famous spawn? You be the judge.

Pregnant Jessica Simpson Picture

As you can see, Jessica Simpson's chest is ample. It has been for some time. When she burst on the music scene with her assortment of bad songs and revealing outfits back in the late 1990s, we were hooked immediately. Ah, it's like it was yesterday. Look at those headlights! Damn, that dick John Mayer is a lucky, lucky man.

But that's not to say that Ashlee Simpson, her little sister, hasn't come a long way in this field. She may not be able to sing even her own awful rock songs, or contribute anything to society, but you can bet your ass that she'll get the plastic surgery to set herself up with a killer body. See what you're missing, Braxton Olita? It's like she's teasing you!

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Ashlee Simpson Biography

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz
Oh, Ashlee Simpson, ye of little worth. She is Jessica's annoying, less hot, talentless, plastic surgery-loving little sister. Woo! Yup,... More »
Dallas, Texas
Full Name
Ashlee Nicole Simpson-Wentz

Ashlee Simpson Quotes

I didn't know I'd be getting married right now, but I'm so happy to be! I'm a lucky girl.

Ashlee Simpson

Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something?

Ashlee Simpson [avoiding pregnancy questions]