Unreliable Source Says PeteMoss May Be Reproducing

There's a rumor that Kate Moss is pregnant with her on-again, off-again, druggie rocker boyfriend / fiancee's baby.

Supposedly, Pete Doherty's uncle told Britain's Daily Mirror that Kate is pregnant and he's happy for them. However, the "journalists" at The Mirror do not hesitate to make up quotes and attribute them to people, so this may or may not be the case yet. Or ever. You can never believe those jerks.

After all, there were rumors all over the place that these two were about to get married, but that Pete's many drug busts and stints in rehab (the latest of which was supposedly successful, but probably not) thwarted their plans. They were also said to be trying for a baby, so who the heck knows what PeteMoss is up to. But here's what Pete's uncle says:

Doherty's uncle Phil Michels, who is clearly a complete dick to talk to the Mirror if this story is actually true, claims that the singer called him from Italy, where he is touring with Babyshambles, to share the news.

"I have spoken to Pete twice about the baby and he has confirmed that Kate Moss is pregnant," Phil probably didn't really tell the Sunday Mirror. "They are both delighted and Pete sounded really excited."

"That is why they want to get married. Pete told me they want a baby to cement their marriage. I am made up for them. I wish them every success. They're so happy, they love each other. I can't wait for the wedding. We are just waiting for a date."

Both Moss and Doherty have children from previous relationships. Kate has Lila Grace, 4, from her romance with Jefferson Hack, while Doherty has son Estile, 3, with ex-girlfriend Lisa Moorish.

Poor kids.

Kate was said to have told Pete that he had to quit touring if he wanted to keep her affections, and to have given him a list of six rules to follow if he wanted to marry her. The list was not released, but reportedly includes mandatory dry-humping in public at least twice a week.