To Ashlee Simpson: Happy Belated Birthday. Love, THG.

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With all the news surfacing about Nick Carter cheating on Paris Hilton with her, it's no wonder that we forgot to wish Ashlee Simpson a happy birthday yesterday. But that doesn't make it okay! We apologize for this terrible omission.

Without a doubt, Ashlee Simpson is one of our favorite celebrities. But once in a generation does a person come along who is so unintelligent, so annoying, so useless, so talentless, so utterly devoid of redeeming qualities.

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An individual who can't even sing her own crappy, unoriginal pop songs, who can't go a week without a total makeover or even plastic surgery, and who is famous simply because of a hot sister, and a crazy father who bought her a music career.

She turned 22 yesterday. Happy birthday from all of us at the Gossip!

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she didn't copy mary kate's style. she just be herself.

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you copy cat you are mary kate style how about get your own style mary kate wannabe.

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Um... I LOVE you for this article. I just love you.

Ashlee Simpson Biography

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz Oh, Ashlee Simpson, ye of little worth. She is Jessica's annoying, less hot, talentless, plastic surgery-loving little sister. Woo! Yup,... More »
Born
Birthplace
Dallas, Texas
Full Name
Ashlee Nicole Simpson-Wentz

Ashlee Simpson Quotes

I didn't know I'd be getting married right now, but I'm so happy to be! I'm a lucky girl.

Ashlee Simpson

Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something?

Ashlee Simpson [avoiding pregnancy questions]