To Ashlee Simpson: Happy Belated Birthday. Love, THG.

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With all the news surfacing about Nick Carter cheating on Paris Hilton with her, it's no wonder that we forgot to wish Ashlee Simpson a happy birthday yesterday. But that doesn't make it okay! We apologize for this terrible omission.

Without a doubt, Ashlee Simpson is one of our favorite celebrities. But once in a generation does a person come along who is so unintelligent, so annoying, so useless, so talentless, so utterly devoid of redeeming qualities.

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An individual who can't even sing her own crappy, unoriginal pop songs, who can't go a week without a total makeover or even plastic surgery, and who is famous simply because of a hot sister, and a crazy father who bought her a music career.

She turned 22 yesterday. Happy birthday from all of us at the Gossip!

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    ashley

    she didn't copy mary kate's style. she just be herself.

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    leigh russell

    you copy cat you are mary kate style how about get your own style mary kate wannabe.

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    Elizabeth

    Um... I LOVE you for this article. I just love you.