Here are more random nuggets from the toupee-wearing one's interview with Larry King:
On Angelina Jolie and her father Jon Voight:
"Her father is a nice guy. I think she treats him like a dog â€¦ I mean this poor sap he comes along and he practically begs her, â€˜I want to see my grandson. I want to see this.' I mean if I were with him, I'd say â€˜Forget it. It's over.'"
"I think he's a great actor and [Angelina] just treats him terribly. She's been with so many guys she makes me look like a baby, OK, with the other side. And, I just don't even find her attractive. That has nothing to do with why I said it, though."
On Brad Pitt saying he and Angelina won't marry until everyone can:
"He made that statement, right, and he made it like he's doing this wonderful thing for humanity. I think he probably made it just because he doesn't want to get married, which is, you know, not so bad."
On Kevin Federline:
"I didn't he was right for her in all fairness. Hey, look what happened to her, she's a mess. So, what happens now is I heard the other day that his all-time hero is Donald Trump â€¦ You know when somebody likes you, you say â€˜Hey.' So, I totally changed my mind. I think Kevin Federline is fantastic."
** THG Note: No one in the history of humanity has uttered those words before.
** THG Note II: We can't wait until Heather Mills marries Donald Trump.