Give Tara Reid this much: at least she's honest about plastic surgery.
Yes, we're looking at you, Ashlee Simpson.
In the new issue of Us Weekly, Reid reveals she underwent reconstructive surgery on Sept 6, 2006, to repair the damage done by a 2004 joint implant-liposuction procedure. Ewww.
Here's what else she had to say:
On why she had plastic surgery in the first place:
"I got my breasts done for the first time because my breasts were uneven. I was a 34-B, but the right one was always bigger than the left. I weigh 110 pounds now, but I always used to fluctuate by 10 pounds, so my skin was kind of saggy. I figured, I'm in Hollywood, I'm getting older, I'm going to fix them."
On what went wrong:
"First of all, I asked for big Bs, and he did not give me big Bs. He gave me Cs, and I didn't want them. At all. Right after the surgery, I had some bumps along the edges of my nipples, but the doctor said, ‘Don't worry, it's going to be better.' But after six months of ‘it's going to get better,' it started to get worse and worse."
** THG Note: Worse than Victoria Beckham and her balloons boobs?
On being intimate:
Guys I was dating would be like, ‘What's wrong with them? They look really bad. You know, you should really get them fixed.' So embarrassing. I mean, you definitely need to turn off the lights, that's for sure."
On getting lipo:
"I got lipo because even though I was skinny, I wanted a six-pack. I had body contouring, but it all went wrong. My stomach became the most ripply, bulgy thing."
In other words, despite the procedures, Reid will never be Scarlett Johansson. She'll probably never even be Ms. Scarlett from the game, Clue.